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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by astrochuck
Do you know what the difference is between the bird flu and swine flu? In the first case you need tweetment while in the second oinkment.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side in an accident? He’s all right now.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
True story; Many years ago my mate Bob had a boat in north Wales. After the two of us sailing past the great Orme and battling tides and currents all day we moored up in the town of Bangor, where we went for much needed meal. The cafe owner was a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1.) You believe in Santa Claus. 2.) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3.) You are Santa Claus. 4.) You look like Santa Claus.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female....An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
We are farmers
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said, "You know, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink called Irving?"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy goes into an antiques shop and sees a brass rat. He asks how much it is and the owner says " £20 for the rat and £20 for the story that goes with it" " I will just take the rat please. I don`t want the story" The owner sells him the brass rat...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 10, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
When you ask for a sign from god and he says "OK".
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 17, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by KatieBeth93
What did one nut say to the other nut he was chasing? I'm gonna cashew!
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by SteveB
I paid my 15 year old $10 to wash the dishes. Then, on his way to the bathroom, I mugged him because it’s my job to teach him life lessons.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much longer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
Great news. I became a very proud father, TODAY. My son 4 years old but I always felt he was a boring little shit for the last 3 years
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
CORNY ONE LINERS PART FIVE (last set). 21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? 22. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? 23. Snowmen fall from heaven ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A linguistics professor was lecturing in his usual authoritative manner. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A dying man goes to see his doctor, lawyer, and minister, and gives each one $10,000 in cash asking them to attend his funeral and for each to throw the money in his casket just before it is closed, so he can take it with him. As the three men are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Kinda contradicts the christian bible saying that the church is one, don'tcha know.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Oh, so true!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
This is soooo me!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Excerpts from a dog's dIary. Day number 182, 185, 193... 8:00am - oh boy! Dog food! My favorIte! 9:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 9:40am - oh boy! A walk! My favorIte! 10:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 11:30am - oh boy! Dog food! My...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY. DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
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