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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "I mean are you free this Saturday?" "No, I'm rather expensive."
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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
2 Termites walk in to a Bar. one termite ask the other, " Is the Bartender here?"
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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
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Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At one time a falling Apple led to the Theory of Gravity. Now, it's just a broken iPhone.
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Jan 5, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
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Jan 6, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends.
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Jan 7, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meet.
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Jan 10, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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Jan 12, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.
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Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? "But wait... there's myrrh!"
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Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I threw a ball for my dog. Know it's a bit extravagant, however it was Rex’s birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.
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Jan 19, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
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Jan 21, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I replied, "Not at all." "Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."
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Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well, damn.
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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
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Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery. I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where...
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Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
ONE of those Grand Designs entries that Kevin McCloud did NOT show us on his t.v. series....LOL
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Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
And one for the Ladies? A bit too much effort went into the Hand-stand I think.
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Jan 29, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement!
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Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debris was everywhere.
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Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in for lunch. The first lady requested a garden salad. The second lady said: "Caesar salad for me please". So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to...
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Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was waitering the other day and a nice old man asked me for a little spoon So I gently lay him down and hugged him from behind.
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Feb 2, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A Roman citizen walks into a bar, raises two fingers and says to the waiter: “Five beers, please”
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