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Feb 4, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

No one should ever tip their waiter/waitress Their job is hard enough without their customers pushing them over.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 4, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

My friend and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

My friend just won the world championship of competitive origami. He's great at folding under pressure.

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Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake? Everyone said it was his fault.

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Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake? Everyone said it was his fault.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Saw this advert in a shop window that said: “Television for sale, $1.00. Volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

My partner is furious that our next-door neighbour has started sunbathing nude in her garden. Personally, I’m on the fence.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.

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Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got ...

Doctors say carrots are good for our eyes. That's because nobody has ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles.

My landlord says he needs to visit to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”.

I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. I need to step up my game.

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Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.

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Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

What drove Jesus to stick to his plan? Nine Inch Nails

I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments. It left me baroque.

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Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Girl: Were you named after your father? Boy: No. Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

Said the Stone Age dad with a smirk to his child, "Sometimes I marble at the things we take for granite."

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

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Feb 19, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

Someone recently called me passive-agressive. As if it were my own fault!

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