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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee

Probably wouldn't have had that awful Vegas movie then...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Karen916

A gorilla walks into the Dairy Queen and orders a sundae. The clerk is pretty surprised, but decides to go along and fill the order. The clerk relaxes a little when the gorilla hands him a fifty dollar bill, because he thinks, "What could an ape ...

One time there was a costume party in town, where a man and a woman came in, both practically nude. The guy had a string around his waist, with a potato dangling in front of his genitals. The woman also had a string with a lemon in front of her ...

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

A man goes into a dentist's office, blows right past the receptionist, and makes a beeline for an open exam room. The flustered receptionist grabs the dentist and tells him what just transpired. The dentist enters the exam room, and the man excitedly...

Talk about multiple personalities...

Uh, I mean little person....

Little Johnny was in class and they were talking about the War in Iraq. The teacher asked the students if anyone they know had served in Iraq. A little boy raises his hand. The teacher says go ahead Timmy. My father was there and he won a medal! The ...

I never wanted to believe that my roommate was stealing from his road construction job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

My doctor just told me the joke of his mishearing. He ordered his receptionist to book a customer in for a foot x-ray. Whilst making his morning coffee he repeatedly overheard her saying "genitalia" and could not understand why but then thought that ...

I would guess this fits here... A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the...

POLLRiddle: If a rooster is on the apex of a barn, facing due north, a slight westerly wind is blowing and the rooser lays an egg, will the egg roll:

0 votes To the east
0 votes To the west
0 votes To the south
0 votes To the north
17 votes None of the above?

Liverpool airport changed its name a few years back to John Lennon airport (so named because it was the 1st place he headed for when he got some money). Anyway just outside of it there ran a billboard for Avis saying "Baby you can drive my car"

One day, in an old west town, the citizens were all fleeing for the hills while shouting "Big John's coming!" A stranger was headed for the saloon, wondering what all the uproar was about, and found the place all but deserted. Just as he walked up ...

So little yet so much

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May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

A priest, preacher and a rabbi were talking about how they divide the offering...the preacher said he draws a cross on the ground throws the offering up in the air and what lands on the cross is gods the rest is his. The priest said he draws a cross ...

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May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by XxDARKNEXUSxX

What do you a dog with no legs ? Anything you want they still will not come .

2 uneducated ditsy tacky bleached blond silicon boob airhead barbies are talking about sex. One asks the other: "do you smoke after sex?" the other replies: "I dunno, I don't look down there" ... In the other room, their macho inked buff mullet ...

I asked the producer "How much 2 buy a singing ensemble? He said "You mean a choir?" "Yes, how much 2 acquire a singing ensemble?"

This guy is on holidays in Hong Kong, and was on a guided tour through a television factory. As he went around, he noticed a young girl soldering in the back of a T.V. set and said, "excuse me miss, what do you use for flux?". She said "plix"

I was talking to someone, and they asked how I do my meds. I said I take a handful, twice a week.

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Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

One dark and stormy night there was a terrible shipwreck, The following morning the only survivors; a man, a Rottweiler and a pig found themselves washed ashore on a deserted island. Determined to make the best of things the man built a shelter and...

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Aug 25, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Republicans don't change light bulbs. They hide the ladders, sell the bulbs, blame Democrats for the dark, and send thoughts and prayers to anyone who trips.

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Aug 31, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by LetzGetReal

Am a puny freak...

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