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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My dental hygienist retired, after 55 years of working... All she got was a lousy plaque.
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Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Coach repeated: “There's no I in team.” I replied: “However, there's a M and an E.”
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Sep 6, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I got a tattoo of a gong. Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal.
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Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My horse will only come out of her stable when it gets dark. She's becoming a night mare.
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Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
It’s a challenge to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.
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Sep 9, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth? A mechanic.
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Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend of mine told me duvets are better than quilts. I told them not to make blanket statements.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It’s an autobiography.
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Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What’s the best present you can gift? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.
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Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it. The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
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Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and nearly killed some guy on a bike.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the chicken join the gym? To work on his pecks!
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Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear the joke about the roof? I doubt you’d get it—it’s over your head.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Apparently, it took Thomas Edison 1,000 attempts to develop his lightbulb. He would have gone through some dark times.with that challenge.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists? One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
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Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity. So I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.
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Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
"I'm so wet!" She yelled. "Give it to me right now!" But I didn't care how many times she asked, she wasn't getting my umbrella.
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Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Well, because class started before I got here.
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Sep 19, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her. Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.
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Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
If I had a dollar for everytime I had no clue what was going on…. I’d just be wondering why I have so much money.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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