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And then there was that incident with your younger brother...

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Still wondering what it means to "let Trump be Trump"?

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That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works...LOL

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Yeah, it's more of a mistake than I thought it was,, too.

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Ethics, for some, is apparently on a continuum of sorts.

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To be fair, Elmer Fudd probably wouldn't have done much better.

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Movies from the 70's, a less animal friendly time.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

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Exasperated sigh.

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Stephen Miller has the looks for some commercial promotion opportunities..

Just for Laughs

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Anyone else with latency issues?

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I prefer Rodin's version, to be honest.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

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Remember when, RFK version. As Tony Soprano once said, "Remember when is the lowest form of conversation."

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...even the girls.

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Not very nice, and certainly not in the holiday spirit.

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From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

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Et tu, anchovy-paste?

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I've been thinking, RFK needed a logo...

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Good assumptions, pretty accurate if you ask me.

Just for Laughs

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That time of year - eve edition.

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

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LINKWATCH: Kentucky college students find a hilarious way to shut down a raving street preacher

May 24, 2018May 2018

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Anybody get a medallion you don't want anymore? I'd love to get my hands on one. :

Aug 8, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

On this day in 1974, the trickster said he was resigning in a nationally televised speech. I remember watching him on the tube. Here's how it might have gone down if twitter were available to him.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What would you do, and would you confess?

Aug 29, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What if he really did shoot someone on 5th Avenue? Good take on the midterms.

Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

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Recruiting trick.

General & Hellos

Feb 14, 2019Feb 2019

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I know the people who do this won't care, and I really don't care either except I don't like shortcut cheating. But my policy now is if I see a post from someone, and that individual makes sure he or she is the first one to comment on their own ...

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sure he lies, but how many different ways, and what is he trying to accomplish with each one? Good analysis of a more effective way to report the lies, bullshitting, and gaslighting.

Community Senate

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

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Good job @SiteSupport for fixing the reaction glitch. That was quick for a Saturday. 8-)

Just for Laughs

Apr 4, 2019Apr 2019

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This can happen if you give your life to cheeses.

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Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

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And he had 5 solid minutes of material too. 8-)

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Apr 21, 2019Apr 2019

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Now let me get this straight...

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May 8, 2019May 2019

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On the other hand, the door is not complaining.

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May 12, 2019May 2019

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Explain this away, Pat Robertson.

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Jun 6, 2019Jun 2019

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I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

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Jun 13, 2019Jun 2019

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Gotta love someone trying new things...

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

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Fake landslide...

Jun 24, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says, can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy -AMV

Just for Laughs

Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

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Just so long as he doesn't get into the habit...

Aug 6, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Maybe they can jail him for skipping town before he paid his bills.

Aug 30, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Remember that business about nuking hurricanes? This might clarify the motivation.

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Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

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I couldn't decide whether this was geography or art.

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Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meteoric career well played.

Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

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Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision. Winston Churchill

Nov 16, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I got a favor for you right here in my pocket. Guess what it is.

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Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

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Mar 24, 2020Mar 2020

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Really? Is that a lion?

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Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

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What day is it today?

Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

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There is a reason you have that sinking feeling.

Just for Laughs

Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Let's see if my image posts. If not, I'll try the comments.

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

That's the damn truth.

Just for Laughs

Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'd love to give one, but... .

May 9, 2020May 2020

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This is the good old American ingenuity I know and love!

May 25, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now, watch this drive.

Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are surprising even me.

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Jun 19, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣

Aug 19, 2020Aug 2020

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OK, this is a little snarky.

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Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Some mail is never delayed.

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Nov 13, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Come on, it's funny. ;)

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Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

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Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

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The struggle is real.for all of us.

Nov 29, 2020Nov 2020

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Son, this brings up some bad memories for me.

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Maybe this will work, ya think?

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Annoying habit.

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Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

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My guess would be a new tablet. LOL

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. Herbert Spencer

Dec 31, 2020Dec 2020

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I am not a big fan of the concept of "saints", but still... “Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.” St. Augustine

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Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

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See, you swab up some of your motor oil and send it to these guys...

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Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

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The original snow blower.

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Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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It's hard to face the truth sometimes.

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Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

But the recipe says "First, you take a leek ..."

Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

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This looks like a good side hustle.

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Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

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One size does NOT fit all.

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Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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Aw, she's growing up! ❤️

Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

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“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.” - Mark Twain

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

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Just for Laughs

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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For animal lovers everywhere.

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Feb 20, 2021Feb 2021

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Too much Fox News can affect your ability to cook up a valid-sounding excuse.

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Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

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As it turns out, I've been using tittle and interobang wrong all these years. ;)

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Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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I considered pros and cons before I posted.

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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

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Hey, boys and girls! What time is it?

Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

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It's a mystery.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

A lot of us post puns and wordplay here. Did you know that there are rules?

Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

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Hard to believe, I know.

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May 5, 2021May 2021

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I see this from a somewhat different perspective...

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May 16, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

My buddy sent me this gem. The key is mutuality. A VILLAGE TALE One day, Farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to ...

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May 18, 2021May 2021

Posted by zeuser

Seize your opportunities.

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May 28, 2021May 2021

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That'll be chilly for a bit.

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May 29, 2021May 2021

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People can be so judgmental.

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May 31, 2021May 2021

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Always make sure you know your territory, or shut up.

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Jun 23, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

You CAN have it both ways. LOL

Jun 26, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

This resonated with me.

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Jun 28, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

At least it wasn't a super soaker.

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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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I paint what I see. 😜

Just for Laughs

Jul 2, 2021Jul 2021

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An amazing organ.

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Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

I know, I know, this is a cheesy joke. Sorry. 😜

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Well, that's convenient. ;)

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

We've been through 'em all, haven't we?

Just for Laughs

Jul 7, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

The first words from any philly baby - "Boooo, booo".

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Jul 11, 2021Jul 2021

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This might come in handy.

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