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Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery?

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Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

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Coach repeated: “There's no I in team.” I replied: “However, there's a M and an E.”

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Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

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My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day. Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me.

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Oct 25, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Money doesn't buy happiness But I would rather cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle.

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Dec 16, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I told my therapist I can’t get the Grease soundtrack out of my head. He said, “Tell me more”.

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Two Cows in a Field - On a beautiful sunny summer morning there were two cows in a field. The first cow said "mooo" and the second cow said "baaaaaa." The first cow was surprised and asked the second cow, "Why did you say "baaaaa?" The second cow...

Another one from "Cheesy Jokes Group". Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: "?Since we got married, we don't go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore."? Husband: ...

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know....

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Rob?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one ...

Headline in an Irish newspaper. " Cork man drowns " His name was Bob

Someone posted something similar to this a while ago; couldn't find it. So google stepped up to the plate once more. Warning: if you're offended by men poking fun at feminists, do not read any further. Q: How many feminists does it take to screw ...

I walked into the local Credit Union to make a cash withdrawal, when an elderly frail woman asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from university, gotten married and got a job at the same firm. One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides he must lay off one employee. Jack and Jill are ...

Saying that you do believe in god, but you don't beleive in magic is a bit like saying, I don't have sex with dogs, except for a Boston Terrier

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Mar 1, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side in an accident? He’s all right now.

An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter. "It's only someone having the holes put into...

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that`s long and hard to get her mouth around? A new surname.

Talk about multiple personalities...

I was recently kicked out of a local weight watchers group for making fun of all the overweight people. I excepted this decision with huge Grace, as she was asked to leave as well

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Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.". I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!

Why don't they play poker in the jungle? To many cheetahs.

Another blonde one..lol

My ex-wife said that when I die, she will go the extra mile for my funeral...

When my sister's box with her Halloween costume arrived, it was empty. She called the company & asked where her Maid Marian costume that she had ordered was. "We're sorry, ma'am. We'll send your costume tomorrow," the rep said. "In the meantime, feel...

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Jun 29, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement. (For those you who need a little more potty humor.)

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