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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 8, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

The Butler enters the room and announces, " My Lady, there is a telephone call from the City pound regarding a stray dog chasing cars and causing a traffic hazard." The Lady of the house goes to window, looks out, shakes her head and says." Call my ...

Q. How do you get an Englishman to take a bath? A. Tell him there's a Free ticket to Australia inside the bar of soap.

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Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I got a new job! It's in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count.

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Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.

For something different, I asked Chat GTP the following: “Create a joke suitable to post on cheesy jokes group in the agnostic.com website.” ChatGTP: "Why don't agnostics ever play hide and seek? Because even if you find them, you're still ...

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Jan 7, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia

I was alone in the bath. Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!

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Jan 18, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia

I get plenty of exercise. I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

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Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.

Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Zealandia

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I stood in my garden early yesterday morning wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

People accuse me of not finishing my sentences. To those people I say...

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Two cowboys get stranded when their horses run off. Starving, they are attempting to find food when one notices a bacon tree off in the distance. The cowboy excitedly runs toward the bacon tree, but is suddenly shot dead. Turns out it wasn't a ...

I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower’. I think I might have Florets.

Damn it, tried to cook myself a vegetarian meal last night, no bloody luck though, couldn't the Vegetarian to go into the microwave........LOL.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.

I have a secret baking recipe for bread. It’s on a knead to dough basis.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. The prices are tearable.

My Maths teacher called me average. How mean.

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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....

No one should ever tip their waiter/waitress Their job is hard enough without their customers pushing them over.

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

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