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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Be honest, how many of you have done this? I'm guilty of it. The last time was yesterday on the way home from work.

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Mar 11, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by noworry28

Don't go shopping with the wife.

The first time I spent the night at my girlfriends family's house, I found out how strict and traditional her familywere. Her father wouldn't let us sleep together in the same room. This was a shame, because he was a very attractive man

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Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WishYouWereHere

What did the blind and deaf crippled orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Here's a cheesy joke for you all. At this very moment while typing and reading on the agnostic site, I am listening to some Gregorian Chant music. Actually it's not a joke. I really am listening to it. :-p

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May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

ONLY A FARM KID WOULD SEE IT THIS WAY: When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the ...

Two sperm were swimming and one says " Are we nearly at the ovaries yet?" "No not by a long way. We still havent got passed the tonsils"

Q: what do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntin

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Jun 21, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by ImitationGame

I had a math teacher who was terrified of negative numbers. He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.

What do you think of the Grand Canyon as a whole?

I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?" she asked. "Guess," I said. "Are you a hypnotist?" she said. "No," I laughed. "Why would you say that?" "Because my friend told me you were good looking."

An idiot walks into a police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders a desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. The officer says, Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “I don’t ...

A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog ...

An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman are in a pub together and each orders a pint of ale. The Englishman notices a fly in his ale and exclaims "Bartender – there's a fly in my ale. I demand a fresh pint." The Scotsman also notices a fly in ...

A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to ...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MrBeelzeebubbles

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

I would guess this fits here... A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If the woman needs help up, elevator.

CW, CW!!! A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He goes to the proctologist's office and says that he has an obstruction. So the proctologist sticks his hand up the guy's ass but can't find anything. However, he notices that the man has an ...

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