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Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

During church the preacher asked the people what they wanted him to pray for. One man requested he pray for his hearing. The preacher spit on his finger, stuck it in the man's ear, and fervently prayed for the man for minutes. After, he said to the ...

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Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RonM1956

Almost late getting to work tonight, I had to stop and get my dog a birthday present. I wouldn't mind but it's the 7th time this year

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A duck goes into a drugstore and says, “I’d like some Chapstick, please; just put it on my bill.”

I talked to a friend in payroll yesterday. I now understand why women have BREASTS! Women have breasts so payroll knows who to give the smaller pay checks too

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. I said, "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2015." "Really?" he said. "No."

According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style. He sits up and begs for half an hour, then she rolls over and plays dead.

One time there was a costume party in town, where a man and a woman came in, both practically nude. The guy had a string around his waist, with a potato dangling in front of his genitals. The woman also had a string with a lemon in front of her ...

I met a gay couple who seem made for each other: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MrBeelzeebubbles

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by seasalttravel

Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors. Common it was funny right :) hit like if it made you smile or giggle

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here". The Higgs Boson replies "Without me, how are you going to have mass?"

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Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Gavin Rossdale's ever so brief comeback, nipped in the bud...

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Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule

Why don't Scandinavian men get circumcised? So they have a place to keep their Copenhagen. Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The incubator!!

I asked the producer "How much 2 buy a singing ensemble? He said "You mean a choir?" "Yes, how much 2 acquire a singing ensemble?"

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Jul 26, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by PinkyandtheBrain

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by closetolucid

A guy stops to pick up a hitchhiker late at night on a lonely road. "Thanks" said the hitchhiker, "but I could have been anybody, an axe murderer even. Wern't you afraid?" "No" said the driver. "What are the odd of two being in the same car at ...

What do you call a pod of musical whales??????????? "AN......ORCA STRA"

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Aug 25, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Republicans don't change light bulbs. They hide the ladders, sell the bulbs, blame Democrats for the dark, and send thoughts and prayers to anyone who trips.

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Too Expensive "Cheesy Jokes Group" A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 ...

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