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Aug 10, 2018Aug 2018

A guy stops to pick up a hitchhiker late at night on a lonely road. "Thanks" said the hitchhiker, "but I could have been anybody, an axe murderer even. Wern't you afraid?" "No" said the driver. "What are the odd of two being in the same car at ...

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Aug 25, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Republicans don't change light bulbs. They hide the ladders, sell the bulbs, blame Democrats for the dark, and send thoughts and prayers to anyone who trips.

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Too Expensive "Cheesy Jokes Group" A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 ...

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Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

I use Facebook for the wrong reasons, I think.

My favorite beer joke - The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killians, and Guiness walk into a bar and the bartender takes orders. The CEO of Budweiser says "I'll take a Bud Light. It's crisp, refreshing, and doesn't hurt the budget!" The bartender moves ...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? . . . . . . Just two, but don't ask me how they got in there!

New Job for the College Graduate A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But ...

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: One of them tastes like shit!

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the ...

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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!

Many years ago I visited the reservation in New Mexico to kick around with my Native American friend who still had some family living there. I stopped into a bar just outside the reservation where a lot of the Indian men would go to have a drink. I...

Okay I'm warning you this joke may be of bad taste. Ladies I apologize in advance, don't hate me okay. Here goes How many battered women does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if the bitch knows what's good for her.

Did you hear about the Polack who went ice fishing? He cought 500 pounds of ice, and his wife drowned trying to cook it

I can't help being atheist, that's just how God made me.

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Feb 28, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

Why did the guy with Down's Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop? He wanted to Winnebago.

Shoulda been living in sin

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Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much longer.

Musicians joke. A bass player dies and goes to heaven.St Peter says " Great! We have a band looking for a bass player " So the guy goes to see this band and they`re well how can put this... a bit tame. Like the Carpenters without the raw, punk sex ...

I just heard that Britians Fattest family managed to lose a combined total of 150 pounds last week. One of them died

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

The police found a body that was covered in milk,had cheerios all over it and a banana stuck in its ass.Police think it was a CEREAL killer

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Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners. But catscan

How does Moses make tea? . . . . Hebrews it.

What is a mile long and has an IQ of 40? (Hint: It's not your dick. Nice try.)

Today I had a job interview for a blacksmith. The interviewer asked if I had ever shoed a horse before. I said "no, but I have told a donkey to fuck off"

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