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Most Commented Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 37 / 141) Posts by anyone

Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Technically Correct A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the ...

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Do these count? Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves. Yo mama's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. And Yo mama's so ugly,people break into her house to close her blinds.

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I've recently started dating a woman who claims to be a palm tree nymph. I refer to her as my girlfrond.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one but then it takes the whole emergency room to get it back out

The young couple that live next door to me have just made a sex tape. I mean obviously they don't know that yet, but I can't wait to show them

Myself and a friend bought the DR WHO boxset and we watched every episode back to back. Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen so I didn't get to see any of it

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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I bought a hair donut today. I like them because they make your buns fat!

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

My Uncle Derek was found dead with a belt tied around his neck and a dildo up his arse. At the funeral the vicar said he would be remembered for his charity work. He was wrong

Little Johnny lived next door to little Susie and every time Johnny would get a new toy Susie would get the same thing. He got a bike she got a bike. He got a ball she got a ball. Finally one day little Johnny pulled down his pants and said see that ...

(just sing along for a moment)... where have all the Noses gone? .. Long Time Passing! where have all the noses go-one. Long Time ago. Where have all the Noses Gone? YOUNG GIRLS PICKED THEM - EVERY ONE! - - - when will they ever learn....

I know a great lightbulb joke but it might be a little too bad taste for this group. Is there someone I could run it by for approval or should I just put a disclaimer in front of it

You hear about the guy who got hit by lightning 20 times? He always conducted himself properly.

Two guys from Alabama decided they wanted to try ice fishing so the loaded up and went to Minnesota, stopped at the bait shop for supplies and off they went. That evening they came back to the bait shop and the owner asked how many fish did they ...

A young guy goes into a bakery and asks " How fresh is the cream in those cakes? " The middle aged lady behind the counter answers " The cream in those cakes, is as fresh and pure as the girl of your dreams ". " How much are the pies? "

A little boy heard the word penis at school so when he got home he asked his dad , what's a penis. The dad said we'll son I can show you better than I could tell you so he pulled down his pants and said see son that's a penis in fact that's a perfect...

Nacho Soup Holly cannot cook. She is capable of the process of cooking, but Holly cannot cook in the same way that an octopus cannot ride a bike; it has enough arms to reach the pedals and handlebars but the result will rarely be a successful ...

Truckers joke A couple days ago I pulled into the weight scale and the trooper came outside and said," looks like you're a little over weight son" I said looks like you could lose a few pounds too Pops. He didn't get my humor at all.

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Mar 1, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint. No one was injured but the sailors were marooned.

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Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much er.

I went to the butchers, and he said I bet $50 you can't reach those pieces of meat on the ceiling. I said I'm not betting, the steaks are to high

Grandma's Diploma A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Walmart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here's something for you, Diploma," or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma,"...

DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" ...

A three legged dog walks into a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, “Excuse me, I’m looking for my Pa.”

This is how it probably really happened...

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