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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in. " No I am sure I would have noticed that. " " Are you really sure theres no green asphalt in here? " " Yeah I am really sure " " Are you ...

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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

True story, many many years ago when I was dating my wife. My friend Bob was also dating her friend Karen. During this time Karen's grandparents died within weeks of each other (this often happens). The two of them both lived in social housing ...

Posted by MissingLink16

I just found out the word origin for the word "vegetarian". It is a Native American word for lousy hunter.

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A little girl went with her grandfather when he went to the barbershop for a haircut. She stood and watched while the barber worked. Then she decided she wanted a snack so she got a Twinkie out of her purse and started eating it. “Be careful,” ...

Cher had herself cloned. Now she's Cher and Cher alike.

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Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by justadude462

Little Jimmy has a gambling problem. One day his teacher saw him collecting money from a girl with a broke arm. When the bell rang, the teacher made Jimmy stay after class. She told Jimmy that she was aware of his gambling problem and that she was ...

I never run with scissors. ...those last two words were unnecessary.

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Jul 9, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Holy shit- what the pope does every morning.

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Jul 11, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by FlippantLlama

Did you know those round bails of hay are illegal? Yeah, they don't give a horse a square meal!

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "would you all like a beer?" The first logician says, "I don't know". The second logician says, "I don't know". The third logician says, "Yes!"

What do you call a woman who throws unpaid bills on the fire? Bernadette

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Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by FlippantLlama

Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired!

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Jul 20, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

So this woman asked me if I was an Italian Stallion...I looked down and said Nope...just a Pony...

Two Irishmen walk past a bar.

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Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never again. - Tim Vine

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Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott

“I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.'” - Tim Vine

I saw my ex working at Subway. I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich for old times sake.

I just can't keep up with current fads, I read that Exit signs were on the way out and boomerangs were making a big comeback.

May you propel through your day with little resistance

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Aug 4, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.

What did snow white say when she sent her photos in to be developed? "Some day my prints will come! "

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Aug 6, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Okay serious question here. When you have laughed your ass off how do you get around? And where did your ass go? And do you really laugh out loud?

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Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man who'd had both legs amputated lost his court case The judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.

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