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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Here I go again. Sorry Trump fans. I can't help myself.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Doug

Joke? You decide. The Allegory of the Little Dutch Boy. Two people, let's call them rational human beings, are walking along and see the fabled little dutch boy plugging the leaking dyke with his finger. One turns to the other and said, "We should...

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Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Good morning everyone!

A Tennessee couple — Cletus and Betty Sue were both bona fide red necks with nine children. They went to their doctor and asked to get Cletus fixed. The Doctor asked them why did they want to stop having children. Cletus explained he had herd on ...

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Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon

Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? It got pissed off.

A tramp is walking down a London street following a very aristocratic looking gent. The gent notices him following asks " What on earth do you think your doing you grubby little oik? " " I am waiting for you throw away your giggie butt " says the ...

I went to a quarry the other day. I said to the guy that was there 'gosh thats a big rock', he said 'boulder', I said 'GOSH THATS A BIG ROCK'

Ladies does size really matters.

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Mar 20, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister ...

I was going to go to a fancy dress party, and I was thinking of going dressed up as a small island just off of Italy. But a friend of mine said 'Don't be sicily'

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Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954

So just now, watching "The Magicians" on SYFY, Season 3, episode 3, and Queen Margo calls a couple of her administrators "dickholes." And I immediately thought of Billy Graham's son, Urethra Franklin.

I stopped seeing my last girlfriend because she lied about her weight. Well, what I really mean is that she died in a bungee jumping accident

The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from up to 7 miles away. Interestingly, this is still a fact if you remove the word moth

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

How to stop people from bugging you about getting married. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

THE TRUTH ABOUT BARNEY. 1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3) Extract all Roman numerals: C V V L D I V 4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5...

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

THE THREE BULLS. Three bulls were grumbling about the expected arrival of a fourth one. The first bull raged that he had been on the farm for 20 years and had 20 cows and wasn't going to give up a single cow to the newcomer. The second bull, with ...

Not really a joke, just silly

Would Jesus have accomplished everything he accomplished if he had been married? ...."how long you gonna be up there?"

Another orchestra joke; The conductor and composer Benjamin Britten was chastising a female cellist one day at rehearsals. " Madam you have a thing of infinite beauty between your legs and all you seem intent in doing is scratching it "

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Two muffins are in the oven. One says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, “Hey,...

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

An American is flying home from Poland, and he is seated on the plane next to a Polish man going to America for the first time. He says to him, “Just to give you a heads up, Americans have this stupid g about telling stupid jokes about Polish ...

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

A duck walks into a bar and says, 'Have you got any bread?' The bar man says, 'no'. The duck asks again, the answer's still no. The duck starts asking repeatedly about bread, until the barman says, 'If you ask if we have bread one more time I'm going...

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