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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?" I said, "Get me something to make me look sexy." You know what she got? Drunk
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954
A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?” The bartender says “I’m glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Shendorius
What footwear do French people wear? Phillipe Phillops. ...I'm sorry I'll be leaving now
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
So I phoned my local Chinese restaurant and asked " Do you deliver? " " No, we do chicken, beef and pork "
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I went into a new shop on the high street yesterday called " Just nails ". A lady in a nurses uniform looked at me so strangely when I asked " 2lbs of 2" lost heads please "
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
So a man walks into the doctor's office with two carrots in his nose and two celery sticks in his ears. The doctor says to the man, "You haven't been eating right."
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone
A man goes into a dentist's office, blows right past the receptionist, and makes a beeline for an open exam room. The flustered receptionist grabs the dentist and tells him what just transpired. The dentist enters the exam room, and the man excitedly...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Someone keeps sending me celery, & I don't know who it is. Maybe I'm being stalked.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's your problem with French restaurants? They give me the crepes!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus. So I could slap eight people at once.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 18, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Better do as your Mother says.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I don’t understand my missus. First she says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!” And now she’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 19, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Couldn’t think of anything better today.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I received a message from the sun. After reading it, I was enlightened.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Congratulations to my friend who won a local Scrabble tournament. He’s celebrating with a night on the tiles.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 23, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Ello
Preaching for the Cheeses.
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Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

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Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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