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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 24, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by phxbillcee

What do you call your Grandmother on your speed-dial? Instagram...

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.

I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

My friend got fired from the banana factory. He kept throwing away the bent ones.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.

It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.

I've got a great joke about construction, but am still working on it.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawal.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine outside my front door. I didn't know what to make of it.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, unfortunately you people didn't like it.

Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

My friend who runs marathons has a fear of speed bumps on the road. She is slowly getting over it.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, that means my illegal logging business is a success.

My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

A cartoonist has been found dead. Details are sketchy.

I’m so good at finance… Even my bank says my balance is outstanding.

I always try to jump rope at the gym. But on most days, I end up skipping it.

My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”

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