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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by MyTVC15

Did you hear about the successful farmer? ...He was outstanding in his field.

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Sep 12, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Kynlei

Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number two.

What do you call your Grandmother on your speed-dial? Instagram...

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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.

Fun fact. One in six people find Russian roulette mind blowing.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Cut it in triangles and have a piece of π.

I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.

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Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawal.

I don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

My friend who runs marathons has a fear of speed bumps on the road. She is slowly getting over it.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, that means my illegal logging business is a success.

My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meet.

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Jan 19, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.

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Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well, damn.

ONE of those Grand Designs entries that Kevin McCloud did NOT show us on his t.v. series....LOL

And one for the Ladies? A bit too much effort went into the Hand-stand I think.

Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debris was everywhere.

A Roman citizen walks into a bar, raises two fingers and says to the waiter: “Five beers, please”

Saw this advert in a shop window that said: “Television for sale, $1.00. Volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

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