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Feb 9, 2022Feb 2022

My partner is furious that our next-door neighbour has started sunbathing nude in her garden. Personally, I’m on the fence.

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Feb 19, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

I’ve fallen out with my local farmer. I made plans with him but he baled. It was the final straw.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.

I phoned 999 and told the call handler that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs. "Could you please give me a description of them?" the person asked. "Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other ...

I work at a shop that was burgled. An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He didn't seem pleased when I answered: "Kindergarten."

I arrived early at the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.

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Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983

My scrotum was sent to a mental asylum. It was a total nutcase.

I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Son: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups in a row. Can you do that, Dad? Dad: Of course, son. Heck, I could probably watch someone do 100 push ups.

My partner complained about my obsession with golf. I asked, why, is it driving a wedge between us?

I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.

Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell?

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Jun 25, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My friend David had his ID stolen... Now he’s just Dav.

I thought the word 'Caesarean' began with the letter 'S' but when I looked in the dictionary, it was in the 'C' section.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's already enlightened.

My friend who is a dairy farmer, has decided to study medicine. He wants to go into a different field.

I used to play triangle in a reggae band...An Ting

My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North ...

I always take a second pair of trousers when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.

I started with a shock 😲

Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He’s a cone shark.

Someone called me lazy today. I almost replied.

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