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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 17, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 24, 2021Oct 2021

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A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week... Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 25, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C... I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”

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Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I asked my wife when her birthday was. She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again.

Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.

I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 30, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U-R-A-BUS!

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

I don't trust the trees in the local park. They seem kind of shady.

My friend got fired from the banana factory. He kept throwing away the bent ones.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

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Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?" Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.

I've got a great joke about construction, but am still working on it.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine outside my front door. I didn't know what to make of it.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, unfortunately you people didn't like it.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean... The guy is a legend!

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

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Nov 28, 2021Nov 2021

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What do you call a date with Batman? A Masked Mandate.

Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 5, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It’s not like I did anything!

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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat? Chicago.

The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman. Their children were nothing to look at.

A cartoonist has been found dead. Details are sketchy.

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