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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
I found out today that I got into the Guinness Book of Records, for the largest ever number of items hung on a washing line. It was a lot to take in …
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Retired
Are you a believer?
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
I paid only $6 for a book called "100 Really Disgusting Jokes". Per joke, I paid for the author's 6 cents of humor.
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Dec 30, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
This New Year I resolve to be less awesome... Since that is really the only thing I do in excess.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 13, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Severnman
In Britain, it's called a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we were just raised differently.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 22, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" Bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
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Jan 23, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I think my job interview to be a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.
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Jan 25, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Interviewer: “Tell us a little something about yourself…” Candidate: “I’d rather not, I really want this job.”
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Jan 29, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Interviewer: “Why do you want this job?” Candidate: “Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.”
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Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France? They’re actually cooked in Greece.
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Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
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Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s a bit too early for a tropical cyclone joke…. I’ll wait for everything to blow over first.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?" Judge: "Yes, that's assault." Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend asked me: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" I replied: "Yes, it's February 14th.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
3027 years from now, life will either be really good or really bad. It’s 5050!
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Feb 21, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalised? It was an act of wonton destruction.
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters. He's changed a lot.
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Mar 5, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I saw the world’s largest egg this week. That will take some beating.
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Mar 9, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I just got a job making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
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Mar 13, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife and I sometimes disagree about whether to add eggs to cream. Custardy disputes are always rough.
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Mar 14, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today's groaner....
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Moravian
I bought a thesaurus in a charity shop and when I got it home I found that all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how annoyed I was.
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Mar 18, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Monday - Greg Tuesday - Ian Wednesday - Greg Thursday - Ian Friday - Greg Saturday - Ian Sunday - Greg The Gregorian Calendar
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I want anarchy. Because my keyboard is missing one.
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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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