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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’m so good at finance… Even my bank says my balance is outstanding.
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Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a person who takes baby goats? A Kidnapper!
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I always try to jump rope at the gym. But on most days, I end up skipping it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home. I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm not a huge fan of innuendos. But I do like to slip one in every now and then.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the brawl at the post office? The stamps got licked by the postmaster. =================== My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker. Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry. So I folded.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave biscuits in the oven while I nap.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”... Stupid firemen.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called a lunch.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 1, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I love it when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
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Jan 2, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Joe, a lifetime miner, was working in the depths of the mine, as he usually did. Suddenly he started to feel confused and babbled nonsensically. His fellow miners sent a message to a nearby hospital to send an ambulance to check on the confused ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
2 Termites walk in to a Bar. one termite ask the other, " Is the Bartender here?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 6, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 10, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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Jan 21, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I replied, "Not at all." "Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in for lunch. The first lady requested a garden salad. The second lady said: "Caesar salad for me please". So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend just won the world championship of competitive origami. He's great at folding under pressure.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 9, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner is furious that our next-door neighbour has started sunbathing nude in her garden. Personally, I’m on the fence.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
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