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Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 11, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Doctors say carrots are good for our eyes. That's because nobody has ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles.

My landlord says he needs to visit to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”.

What drove Jesus to stick to his plan? Nine Inch Nails

I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments. It left me baroque.

Said the Stone Age dad with a smirk to his child, "Sometimes I marble at the things we take for granite."

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

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Feb 19, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

Someone recently called me passive-agressive. As if it were my own fault!

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.

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Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

We'll We'll We'll... If it isn't autocorrect.

I'm not impatient! I just have a wait problem.

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I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son. He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”

1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc; 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters; 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps. ...and that's my Bucket List.

My friend bought a new electric car. And crashed it straight after leaving the show room. He turned over a new Leaf.

I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

My students and I love creating new words by accident. Today's word is Twiggered When a memory is triggered in your brain and you twig onto why something is happening. Feel free to share and use.

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Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle. She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.

I work at a shop that was burgled. An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He didn't seem pleased when I answered: "Kindergarten."

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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... I am raisin awareness!

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Jan 7, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia

Got a job working in a hayfield. After one day, I bailed.

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Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia

If you want to give someone a back-handed compliment, just tell them they have really nice knuckles.

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Jan 11, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

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