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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A jumper cable goes into a bar… The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by LenHazell53
Two motorway roads are having a drink in a bar when a small road walks in and and orders six double whiskeys. The first motorway says to the second "Time to go" "Why?" asks the second The first leans in and whispers "I know that guy he's a dangerous...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Give a man a plane ticket, and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Heffster
Frankly my dear I would only do that for Gold plated latinum
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
And the unexpected winner of the race was... The Barber....however....he did do a short cut.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I'm a procrastinator and a perfectionist. Someday I'm going to be perfect.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Retired
One week working at the bicycle factory, they already made me spokes person.
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Aug 13, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I ordered a pelican curry the other night. It tasted ok, but the bill was enormous.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 13, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Moravian
What do goalkeepers and hotel guests have in common ?. They both like clean sheets ! .
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.
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Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I called the local gym, asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I'm free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday."
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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At the local Deli, I requested some thinly sliced salami. The assistant asked: “Genoa salami?” I replied: “Yes, I know a couple.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing? He was just checking his balance.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My dental hygienist retired, after 55 years of working... All she got was a lousy plaque.
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Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
It’s a challenge to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 15, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the chicken join the gym? To work on his pecks!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Apparently, it took Thomas Edison 1,000 attempts to develop his lightbulb. He would have gone through some dark times.with that challenge.
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Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity. So I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.
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Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
"I'm so wet!" She yelled. "Give it to me right now!" But I didn't care how many times she asked, she wasn't getting my umbrella.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
If I had a dollar for everytime I had no clue what was going on…. I’d just be wondering why I have so much money.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 24, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by noworry28
Scholars couldn't figure why?🤔
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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