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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 24, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Another ruff joke for ewe.

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Apr 27, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Be careful with time machines.

Psychic night at the local pub was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Sweet dreams with a bite.

I asked the waiter if my pizza would be long. He said, “No, it’ll be round.”

Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.

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May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My niece calls me Ankles... I call her my Knees.

My friends ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas... Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.

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May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"I stand corrected!" ... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

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May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. ============== A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire". ...

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May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.

The waiter told me that their restaurant had an all-you-can-eat buffet. I couldn't ask for more.

When Joseph Swan developed an experimental light bulb, did a candle appear above his head?

I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.

When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's already enlightened.

My friend who is a dairy farmer, has decided to study medicine. He wants to go into a different field.

I used to play triangle in a reggae band...An Ting

My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North ...

I always take a second pair of trousers when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.

My next door neighbour has just bought a few old automobiles, including a Dodge Omni. I think he’s got that car owner virus.

I was going to make a joke about oxygen... But I aired on the side of caution.

I started with a shock 😲

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