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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 9, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by EricJones
There's never a dull moment at the Ginsu factory.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 9, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater. "I saw the first act, but not the second." "Why not?" "I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 13, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Zealandia
The only bad thing about a video doorbell: The knock-knock jokes fall flat because you already know who's there.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by noworry28
No answer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by EricJones
The crack of Dawn-What happens when dawn goes to the chiropractor.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Viagra will not turn you into James Bond but it can make you Roger Moore
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary restraining order against a man it says has been harassing and making subtle threats against CEO Tim Cook as well as other members of ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 3, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by SKH78
A grade school chant: Scuse me scuse me scuse me from the bottom of my heart, if it came out the other way it would have been a fart !! That is what we said when we belched.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by EricJones
If Dracula were an extreme sports nut, would he be called rad Vlad?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 15, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair... I’ve heard nothing since.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
What is the difference between a Proctologist and a Gynaecologist? If the Proctologist slips up he is in paradise.....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
While I was at the grocery store a very sad looking Monk came down the dairy aisle towards me. From the proper 6 feet away I asked him, “what’s wrong my friend”? He said “I just saw Jesus face in a tub of margarine”. I said ...“Thats ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by IrishTommy
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Patient: Give me the good news first. Doctor: You have 24hrs to live. Patient: That's the good news? What the hell is the bad news? Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 6, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Looie
What did the Buddist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everything"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by TCorCM
"What borders on stupidity?" "Mexico and Canada"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Petter
She. "Darling, will you love me as much after we're married?" He. "Probably more! I've always been especially fond of married women."
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Triphid
An Aussie joke for those who understand Aussie humour. An Italian Migrant gets off the boat in Sydney and when asked what kind of a job he's like to have, he replies, " I waana ajob where I cana wear a nice acoat white if I can and anice buttons on ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes? Because they weren't wearing any genes!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Somewhere out there is a planet with no war, no hunger, no killing, no pollution, and no evil. Oh and no oxygen.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is the very last thing to go through a bugs mind as crashes head first in to the windshield of car? A. Its bum of course....LOL.
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Posts
May 7, 2020May 2020

Posted by Sinbad
If you receive an email with the subject line "ding dong" don't open it - they're Jehovah's Witnesses working from home . . .
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

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Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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