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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Did you hear the one about the Spinister Oyster who decided to check the Sand Bar? She got lucky and managed to pull a couple of mussels.
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May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Petter
Paddy, from Cork, was on holiday in Mojacar, Spain. He soon struck up a friendship with Paco, a local bar owner who could speak English, and spent many a happy evening evening there. One such evening he said to Paco that he enjoyed the craic in his ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Eirteacher
Two cannibals were dining on a man and agreed to they would each start at the feet. One cannibal asked the other how he was doing. He answered, "I am having a ball". The other said you are eating to fast.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2020May 2020

Posted by Kynlei
I went to an explosives shop to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went wrong when the cashier asked me for my pin.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 28, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
So, Mum has just arrived back home after giving birth to her new child, a daughter, and is changing baby's nappy with 4 year old son, Johhny, watching on intently when suddenly little Johnny shouts out to his Mum. " Quick Mum, put it back, it hasn't ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 29, 2020May 2020

Posted by Jetty
Apple vs. Windows
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Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 1, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28
I'm reading a horror book in braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Prince Charles is driving around the Estates of Sandringham Castle when he runs over one the Queens prize Corgis. Quite shocked, perplexed and worried, he grabs a shovel and starts digging a grave for the dog, when the shovel breaks open a long ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 26, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by jdubose
Doctor: Have your eyes ever been checked? Me: No, they have always been blue.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 27, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Kynlei
Yarrr-harrr, that be a good one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 2, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What did the Ancient Romans call their meditation exercises? a. Toga-yoga.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 3, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Restrictions have been eased and from Jul;y 4th swimming pools will reopen but in order to maintain social distancing, lanes 1, 3, and 5 will be without water
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
We must bow to the inedible.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
So grateful somebody invented window blinds... Or it would be curtains for all of us!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I was good at metal work one time, but I got rusty .
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
When I got a posting on a submarine it took some time for it to sink in.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Wombat98
Thought about going to an acupuncturist, couldn't see the point.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Old political joke. You may not know this but Margret Thatcher was like our Trump. She was way more popular, the further she was away from the UK (f u Meryl). So during her time in office she had to have surgery on her hand. Instead of anesthetic ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
This is too funny...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Husband is coming home for dinner bringing as guest to rabbis. Walks in the door his wife turns and looks. ...WHAT THE HELL.....I SAID BRING HOME TWO RIB EYES!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 24, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
We planned to have a barbecue on the frozen lake but it soon fell through.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 24, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Irishman filling in Census form. Name : Patrick Joseph Murphy Date of Birth : 21/03/1960 Sex : Once in Dublin.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Statistically the musical instrument most likely to be played by a transient is an oboe.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I tried running on the spot as a fitness aid but it was getting me nowhere.
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