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Feb 20, 2018Feb 2018

I bought a chess set the other day, but I had to take it back as it tasted funny. Shopkeeper said 'whats the problem, I said 'its stalemate', He said 'are you sure' I said 'checkmate'

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A Bee from America What do you call a bee that comes from America? A USB!

I hope this doesn't count as a human tragedy.

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Robotbuilder

Don't read this if you are easily nauseated. Jim was a professional pus sucker. Whether you had a zit or a boil, you could hire Jim and have him suck the pus out for a small fee. One day Jim had a tremendously fat woman as a client. She had a ...

Light bulb jokes How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ? None. That's what research students are for.

The white man told the Native Americans that the Iron Horse would bring good medicine and prosperity, but the Indians had reservations...

My psychotherapist died recently. Luckily he was so good at his job I didn't give a shit

I was kicking my dog in the head the other day and then it turned around and bit me in the nuts. A friend said it was Karma, I said no, if anything it was even more angry

The other day my wife asked me, "Why do you go out on the balcony, when I start singing?" I thought about it a moment and said, "Because I don't want people to think I am beating you."

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

My friend was so upset because their dog died. I went out and got him an identical one. He was livid. He said what I am supposed to do with 2 dead dogs

A German shepherd was left inside one day and his master came home late so the dog pooped in the house. The master was furious and said if you do that again I will have you put to sleep The next day the master stayed out very late, the poor dog held ...

Wooden Leg Smith An elderly man went to his friend's house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." His friend then asked, "So what's the name of the other leg?"

Light bulb jokes Starting with How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? We quite like the old one actually. How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? They don`t change the bulb they merely insert it and wait for the world ...

Posted by silverotter11

What is Eternity? Four blond drivers at a 4-way stop, with hats on.

Why become a suicide bomber to get 72 virgins in heaven... Become a priest and get them now

Apparently there are large animals in Africa which have a huge trunk that a turning to religion and blowing themselves up. This is now being reffered to as elephantISIS.

Two pirates walk into a bar, each with a parrot on his shoulder. One pirate has a peg leg, the other a hook for a hand. The parrot on the left leans over to the one on the right and says "I'll bet my pirate can beat up your pirate..". You can ...

When geese fly in a 'V" formation...why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Ask Dad "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" "One dollar." "You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father!"

Q: what's the best thing about sex with an Asian woman? A: a half hour later you are horny again.

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Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Silvertongue

Not sure how cheesy this is but apparently it was voted the best ever joke in a poll in the UK. I loved it but as a cynical misogynist I guess I would. A woman lying in bed as her husband walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. ...

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