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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Doug

A short one for my first. A termite with no teeth walks in a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Playing Mozart Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you ...

Three nuns, two Italian and one Polish, die in a car accident. They stand in front of the pearly gates with Saint Peter who had a dislike for Polish nuns. He desided to play a trick on her. "Before you can enter you will have to pass a simple ...

A priest was walking in a Garden. A little girl came up to him and asked. Little Girl: "Why do you wear your collar backwards." Priest: " I'm a father!" Little girl: " My father doesn't wear his collar like that." Priest: " I'm a father of ...

A cop pulled me over and said "have you been smoking pot? Your eyes are red." I answered "have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed".

Jewish guilt. Mrs Finkelstein dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets her at the gates and welcomes her saying " Is there anyone here you would like to talk to? " Mrs Finkelstein says " Yes I would like to talk to the virgin Mary ". St Peter is ...

A storm has arrived and flood waters are rising. A man is sitting on his front porch when a truck comes by and the driver shouts out, "get in, you need to get out of here." The man smiles and responds, "that's okay, God will save me." The truck ...

At the last supper Jesus Breaks up the bread and says 'this is my body', then he pours the wine and says 'this is my blood', then he grabs hold of the jar of mayonnaise and Judas says 'I am gonna have to stop you right there'

I think I'm catching hypochondria, I've got all the symptoms

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar. Well that`s what they would want you to believe

When making fun of vegetarians, start by taking the kid gloves off.

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Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JohnSchindler

My dad's joke about corporate mergers: Did you here that Schick Razor bought out Fuller Brush company? Now their Fuller Schick!

I was so agoraphobic, I'd even pee myself every time I stood up in public. ...had to give up teaching.

This made me laugh and groan.

I'll never forget the first joke my little sister ever told..... We were all sitting around, telling jokes, and my sister wanted to get in on the act. She was 4 (I was eight). So she made this one up: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it ...

One of my all time favs.

An insight into mens psych Miss NSW Australia is on a cruise ship that sinks in the Pacific. To make matters worse she ends up alone on a desert island with the most fat, ugly and greasy looking guy you could ever imagine. He is bald and sweats ...

Two nuns in the bath. One says, "Where's the soap?". The other nun replied, "Yeah, it does, doesn't it!".

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

You can always tell a Harvard man........ You just can't tell him much.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If she does a great job, promoter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist scumbag!

Best graffiti I ever saw... " My mother made me a homosexual!" "If I give her the wool will she make me one? "

Went to Australia recently..Customs officer asked me if I had a criminal record...I said I didnt realise you still needed one to get in..

A Hindu walking into nuclear oblivion? Karmageddon

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