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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Hmmm, so now it is talking animal jokes, eh? A man sees a sign reading "Talking dog for sale – cheap. Inquire wii" Curious, he rang the doorbell. After the owner answered the door, the man asked if the sign was a joke or what. The owner of the ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.

My girlfriend and I turned up at a fancy dress party in jeans and t-shirts. When the guy at the door asked what we had come as I answered " A turtle. " " Who`s that? " looking at my girlfriend. " Oh that`s Michele "

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. And the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

My friend joined some group called Self Love Anonymous, but then he had to call and tell them he wasn't going to be at the meeting because he just wasn't feeling himself that day

Wife comes home and says to her husband: "I just won the lottery! Pack your bags." Husband replies: "For someplace warm, or cold?" Wife: "I don't care. Just get out!"

My uncle got arrested for selling illegal hair products. They threw him in gel

Q. What did the skeleton order when it walked into a bar? A. A beer and a mop.

One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the tribes leader out walking with him pointing things out and telling the native the English word for them. He points at a tree and says tree until the ...

A good one for this group... A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand."

Here's a classic: Two guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head and he doesn't appear to be breathing. His buddy takes out his cell phone and immediately calls 911. Gasping, he says...

My gay neighbor gave me a sex tape of him and his husband for my birthday. I think he misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch."

I totally freaked out my UPS driver today when I came to the door completely naked. Was she shocked by my nakedness or that I knew where she lived?

Three brothers are at their widowed father's funeral. When the last will and testament was read they found out that they each inherit an equal share of their father's cattle ranch as expected. A few months later they decide to change the name of ...

A barman closes up on a Wednesday night and discovers a puddle of piss by the bar. This continues for a month or so, always in the same place and always on Wednesdays. So he takes one Wednesday off at sits in the bar hoping to catch the culprit. Sure...

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party

Interviewer: how long were you employed in your last job? Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.

To file in the bizzarro world of jokes: two cows are sitting on a branch of a tree knitting. an elephant flies by. .... a few minutes later another elephant buzzes pass them ... ... a few minutes later 2 more elephants buzz pass the 2 cows at which ...

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Apr 22, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by LetzGetReal

(OK, one last time only bc I am tenacious & like clarity; sorry the last one got skewed as the ending didn't post even tho I thought I had it written out... will K.I S. this go around!) What'a do when a happy/fun looking health food salesperson ...

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla ...

Thanks for explaining the word "mucho" to me. It means a lot.

I read an article in National Geographic about a cannibal who passed his brother in the woods.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

A guy goes to a shrink and says " Doctor I think that I am a dog" " Just lay on the couch and tell me about it" "I`m not allowed to"

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