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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by moNOtheist
And one form my fellow-Brits: Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So that they can annoy the blind as well.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by Sansdeus
Why can't naked bananas get a date? Because they lack a peel.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no
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Cheesy Jokes
May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by triumph56
What do you do if someone has an epileptic fit in your bath? Throw in your dirty washing
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Cheesy Jokes
May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by ImitationGame
I just got back from a vacation in Switzerland and everyone keeps asking what was my favorite part...I’m not really sure but the flag was a big plus.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 16, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
Guy comes in the doctors office rolling a wooden barrel on its side with liquid swishing inside. The receptionist says "can I help you?" "Yes I have an appointment at 2:00, am a tad early" The receptionist asks: "what's in the barrel?" "Oh this? ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Two brothers buy a place in the country, and decide they need a mule to plow with. They go down the road to another farmer's place and ask if he has a mule he'll . He says,"No, but I have a mule egg I'll you." So he goes and gets a coconut, and says...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy sees another guy fishing off a railway bridge. As he walks past he asks sarcastically "Caught many?" "You`re the third"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
Confucius says, man who fart in Church, sit in own pew.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
So she said " I want to have a laugh in bed" And I said " If I wanted to have a laugh in bed. I would have a wank with a glove puppet" " What are you doing with that water pistol Sooty " (UK only)
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Cheesy Jokes
May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by CallMeDave
It's raining cats and dogs outside. I stepped of my porch and onto a poodle.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 18, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
So is it appropriate to refer to a techno savvy sultan as a sheik geek?
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Some musicians can be sharp, which is not natural
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Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I guy has to have an operation when he`s in Thailand. As the pretty nurse is shaving his privates she says; " Don`t worry it quite usual to have an erection on these occasions " " I don`t have an erection " " Yes but I do "
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Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Murray the cannibal didn't like skinny women. He preferred them with a little meat on their bones.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
What's a Montreal Jewish girl's favorite wine? I wan't to go to Florida (in a crying voice).
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by EricJones
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey; along came a spider who sat down beside her; and said "hey babe, come here often?"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by Krypto-Knight
So an Italian immigrant and his new American wife go to marriage counselor. The counselor asks what their problem is. The wife says "He's always picking his nose, and when we make Love he refuses to let me be on top". The counselor asks the husband ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by DJVJ311
Cliff Notes: Christianity
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by CraeftSmith
I know that it seems like I am doing nothing, but I am actually laying on the bed
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Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2018May 2018

Posted by DJVJ311
Be careful dating princesses.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Undertakers have to get up early in the mourning
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Cheesy Jokes
May 27, 2018May 2018

Posted by SkepticMike
I posted this on Facebook tonight and didn’t get any likes. That’s ok, some jokes are just for me: I wonder in the 70’s if it was a popular romantic put down for a guy to say, “I don’t have the Bread to make it with you”.
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