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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
2 s are at the kitchen table and one has a whole box of animal crackers spread out over it. “Whatcha doing?” the other asks. “Well,” says the first, “the box says not to eat them if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the seal to see ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
What do you call a steer with two legs? Lean beef. I've got two more that used to be pretty funny but in today's PC world they would probably be considered racist and sexist. If the White House Correspondence Dinner can host what're her name, there...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
Just been reminded of this, it's not cheesy just raining cesspit potency: ://youtu.be/eOwven0Rt94 I take no responsibility for your soiling of your undergarments!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
In 2000, 1 British GCSE Exams for 16 year olds produced these aMOOzing answers. GEOGRAPHY: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. SOCIOLOGY: Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
This a story regaled to my by my Italian immigrant, farmer grandfather. I believe it is true. He needed a plow horse and he heard that another Italian farmer down the river was selling his old mare for $5.00. My grandfather looked it over and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Liverpool airport changed its name a few years back to John Lennon airport (so named because it was the 1st place he headed for when he got some money). Anyway just outside of it there ran a billboard for Avis saying "Baby you can drive my car"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
Have you heard about Burger King's new sandwich for cannibals? It's called a Manwich.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 7, 2018May 2018

Posted by MikeEC
The first day of kindergarten class, Ms. Prussy informed the students that each morning at the beginning of class she would say "Good morning Class." And that as a group they should respond "Good Morning Ms. Prussy." She asked if they understood and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 7, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
The toddler absolutely wouldn't take a nap. His mother said he was resisting a rest.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 8, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
To be a successful frequent flier you need a lot of connections
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
One day, in an old west town, the citizens were all fleeing for the hills while shouting "Big John's coming!" A stranger was headed for the saloon, wondering what all the uproar was about, and found the place all but deserted. Just as he walked up ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Leeshi
What did the tomato say to the mushroom? “You seem like a real fun guy.”
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by artnerd
Two dyslexics are in a room when one says to the other,"Do you smell gas? "Smell gas?" The other says, " I can't even smell my own name."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Hat do you call a podium that eats people? Hannibal Lectern
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What do you two men fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
Please add to my list. Two men and one woman are stranded on a small island. What happens? If they’re Americans: the two men go over to one side and talk business. If they’re British: nothing since they haven’t been properly introduced. If ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by MikeEC
Miss Prussy was trying to broaden her students' horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
Why are camels called ships of the desert? ... ... ... ... ... Because they are full of Arab semen.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by Doug
A friend asked me one day, "Do you ever have difficulty breathing when you wake up?" "Yes" "I mean the kind where you feel a weight pressing down on your chest?" "Oh, ya" "Well, what do you do about that?" "I just tell the cat she has to sleep at the...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by mzee
Why do worms live in hard ground? It's what they chews.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Best pun ever; "This is my plan of attack" "It looks like a nail" "No its a tack"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Why did Dorothy always have cash in her pocket in the Land of Oz? ATM, ATM.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
You can use this one next time you get pulled over: Why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen? They sell more tickets
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
I know someone who started a funeral home. It was quite an undertaking.
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