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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 11, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Doctors say carrots are good for our eyes. That's because nobody has ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 11, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

My landlord says he needs to visit to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”.

I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. I need to step up my game.

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Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.

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Feb 13, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

What drove Jesus to stick to his plan? Nine Inch Nails

I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments. It left me baroque.

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Feb 17, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Girl: Were you named after your father? Boy: No. Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

Said the Stone Age dad with a smirk to his child, "Sometimes I marble at the things we take for granite."

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

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Feb 19, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

Someone recently called me passive-agressive. As if it were my own fault!

Why was my Limburger cheese listening to Sly & the Family Stone? Because it was funky.

I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point!

I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.

I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because I lost my Siberian Housekey. (For Lilac-JadeCanada)

Why was Russia late to the UN meeting? Stalin, as always.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

We'll We'll We'll... If it isn't autocorrect.

Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.

I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it…

I'm not impatient! I just have a wait problem.

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