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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business? Amazon Web Services.
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Aug 20, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just so everybody's clear... I’m going to put my glasses on!
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Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.
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Aug 23, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.
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Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery?
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Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
I should listen to the other side.😁
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Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
If this site closes, I'm on atheistuniverse.net as Mrs.B......many groups there including a laughs group.
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Aug 27, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners. She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"
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Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I called the local gym, asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I'm free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday."
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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil... Then…hey…pesto!
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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey... You know she's a keeper!
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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At the local Deli, I requested some thinly sliced salami. The assistant asked: “Genoa salami?” I replied: “Yes, I know a couple.”
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Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
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Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing? He was just checking his balance.
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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.
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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My dental hygienist retired, after 55 years of working... All she got was a lousy plaque.
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Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Coach repeated: “There's no I in team.” I replied: “However, there's a M and an E.”
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Sep 6, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I got a tattoo of a gong. Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal.
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Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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Sep 7, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My horse will only come out of her stable when it gets dark. She's becoming a night mare.
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Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
It’s a challenge to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.
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Sep 9, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth? A mechanic.
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Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A friend of mine told me duvets are better than quilts. I told them not to make blanket statements.
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Sep 11, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It’s an autobiography.
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Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment… So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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