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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Feb 4, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you know that french fries weren’t first cooked in France? They’re actually cooked in Greece.
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Feb 5, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Ouch!!!!............. Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen. Wife: I am coming with the broom. Husband: It’s not urgent. You can walk.
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Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got a new job! It's in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count.
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Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
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Feb 7, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
What cheese do you use to lure a grizzly? Camembert.
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Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s a bit too early for a tropical cyclone joke…. I’ll wait for everything to blow over first.
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Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
Today I discovered that if you tip your canoe over you can use it as a hat. Because it's capsized.
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Feb 12, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Last night I dreamt I had an identical twin. This morning when I woke up I was beside myself!
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Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
I spoke to my psychiatrist about my fear of lifts and escalators. He told me I could take steps to avoid them.
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Feb 13, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?" Judge: "Yes, that's assault." Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
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Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend asked me: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" I replied: "Yes, it's February 14th.”
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Feb 14, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
3027 years from now, life will either be really good or really bad. It’s 5050!
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Feb 15, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to play golf without any balls. Turns out it's a stroke of genius.
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Feb 17, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.
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Feb 19, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef.
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Feb 20, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps… He gave me a blank stair.
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Feb 21, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalised? It was an act of wonton destruction.
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My late uncle has left me a stately home in his will.... I haven't a clue where Sod hall is, but I'm sure it will be very grand....
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Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My elderly neighbour hates her new stairlift... She told me that it drives her up the wall.
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Feb 24, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
I rang the tree surgeon to complain he’d cut down the wrong tree. He thanked me for my call and said he’d log it.
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Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
I've just burnt my Hawaiian Pizza... Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
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Feb 25, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
People have accused me of bare-faced plagiarism. Their words, not mine.
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Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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