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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Mar 25, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Many years back, a man by the name of Joshua had to go before my uncle, who was a judge in magistrate court, to be sentenced for a crime he had committed. Uncle Walter jokingly said, "Are you the Joshua that made the sun stand still?" The man ...
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Mar 26, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.
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Mar 27, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I just opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside. How unfortunate!
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Mar 28, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve started a chicken dating site. Not full time, but enough to make hens meet.
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Mar 30, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
What is the name of Darth Vadder's sister? Elle Vadder. 🎤 going down 🛗
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Apr 2, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Grandpa died because no one knew his blood type. He kept telling us "Be positive," but we still miss him.
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Apr 3, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more I asked for 120/80 blood pressure.
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Apr 5, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs... It's because they're Inca hoots!
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Apr 8, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tesla mogul Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange. You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
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Apr 8, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds. They’ve left no tern unstoned.
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Apr 11, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Do you know the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Yabba Dabba? The people from Dubai don't believe in the Flintstones, the people from Yabba Dabba do.
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Apr 12, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
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Apr 12, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Correct answer is Three... The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
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Apr 13, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk bawk, bawk!” Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.” Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”
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Apr 15, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?" Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam." Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"
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Apr 17, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning... I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.
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Apr 18, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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Apr 19, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
How many Avengers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but they’ll destroy your house in the process.
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Apr 20, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Exasperated, she asked her spouse "Please stop peeing in the shower, it's gross." He frowned, retorting defensively "Oh come on, hun! It's not that big a deal. A bunch of people pee in the shower. It just washes down the drain..." She sighed ...
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Apr 21, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? “Oops!”
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Apr 22, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Underwear bandit caught. Admits brief crime spree.
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Apr 24, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I decided to turn my frown upside down one day. Now my head is broken.
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Apr 25, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Netflix: Do you want to watch a 10-hour movie? Me: No way! Are you insane? Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting? Me: I am in!
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Apr 26, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
So this guy tried convincing me he was a ghost. But i saw right through him.
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Apr 26, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Severnman
My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore. The trouble with dinner by candlelight, is that it takes so long to cook. I asked a bloke why he had a fried egg on his head. He told me that boiled ones just kept rolling off. I...
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

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Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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