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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86

I went to a DVD for hire store, I said 'Can I have Batman Forever'? The guy at the counter replied 'No, sorry but you will have to give it back tomorrow

Dam Fish A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these ...

The Physical An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man ...

Two Priests Meet Jesus: Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, ...

I went for my annual checkup last week, and while on the table in my gown, the doc walks in, looking at some test results. He slides his glasses down his nose and says: "Well sir, it appears you need to stop masturbating." "Um, why is that?" I ...

My favorite beer joke - The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killians, and Guiness walk into a bar and the bartender takes orders. The CEO of Budweiser says "I'll take a Bud Light. It's crisp, refreshing, and doesn't hurt the budget!" The bartender moves ...

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so he thought he'd become a mechanic. So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know...

What do you get when you mix and elephant and a rhino? Elefino.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness? A: Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.

Q)What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness, insomnia and a dyslexic? A) someone who wakes you up at 2 in the morning and asks if you would like to hear the good news about Dog Thank to @AtheistLatina55 for reminding me of this one Now if ...

The Right Card A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your ...

Tourists Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth ...

Finally, and explanation for balding Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother. "He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with ...

What is the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

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I bought a chess set the other day, but I had to take it back as it tasted funny. Shopkeeper said 'whats the problem, I said 'its stalemate', He said 'are you sure' I said 'checkmate'

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Rob?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Finally found one for this group!

Technically Correct A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the ...

I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down'

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