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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
I was thinking this morning I'm sure glad I woke up early and started getting all this work done, I've been so responsible lately,... Then I woke up and realised oh shit I'm not responsible at all I'm late!
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
A Bee from America What do you call a bee that comes from America? A USB!
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Insectra
I hope this doesn't count as a human tragedy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
How to Start your Day with a Positive Outlook - 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Hominid
WARNING: this joke rated R. So this redneck brings his daughter to a gynecologist. Doc: "What's the reason for your visit today?" Redneck: "I think my daughter needs birth control." Doc: "Is she sexually active?" Redneck: "No, she apparently ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Split Second The old definition of a split second is the time between the light turning green and when the driver behind you honks their horn. The new definition of a split second is the time between when the commercial starts and your spouse ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Insectra
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? . . . . . . Just two, but don't ask me how they got in there!
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
@insectra another light bulb screwing joke.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum
Do these count? Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves. Yo mama's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. And Yo mama's so ugly,people break into her house to close her blinds.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Robotbuilder
Don't read this if you are easily nauseated. Jim was a professional pus sucker. Whether you had a zit or a boil, you could hire Jim and have him suck the pus out for a small fee. One day Jim had a tremendously fat woman as a client. She had a ...
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
This one is kind of old, yo mamas so fat I saw her on the Richard Simmons show when she started jumping around she knocked my tv off the shelf.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone
Light bulb jokes.... How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. Germans are very efficient and have no sense of humor.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Insectra
I'm so glad you guys opened the door for the "your mom" jokes.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum
I've recently started dating a woman who claims to be a palm tree nymph. I refer to her as my girlfrond.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Light bulb jokes How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ? None. That's what research students are for.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one but then it takes the whole emergency room to get it back out
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by TerriCity
The white man told the Native Americans that the Iron Horse would bring good medicine and prosperity, but the Indians had reservations...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
My psychotherapist died recently. Luckily he was so good at his job I didn't give a shit
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group. But it turns out that it’s tomorrow.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
The young couple that live next door to me have just made a sex tape. I mean obviously they don't know that yet, but I can't wait to show them
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
I was kicking my dog in the head the other day and then it turned around and bit me in the nuts. A friend said it was Karma, I said no, if anything it was even more angry
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
I remember at school learning about pavlov, and I thought about how stupid his dog was. Then the bell went and we all had our lunch
9 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
Yo mamma so ugly the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Prehistoric Producer What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"
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