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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If she does a great job, promoter.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Why do elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of the trees. Why should you not go into the jungle between 3 and 4 p.m.? Because that’s when the elephants are jumping out of the trees. Why do beavers have flat tails? Because they went into the ...

I don't know much about Sweden but I hear their flag as a big plus.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...

You can't run through a campground; you need to RAN through a campground, because it's past tents.

CW, CW!!! A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He goes to the proctologist's office and says that he has an obstruction. So the proctologist sticks his hand up the guy's ass but can't find anything. However, he notices that the man has an ...

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Apr 27, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I was pulled over the other night and the officer asked me if I was drinking and driving...I replied no sir that's against the law...I drank before I drove...

I was in the builders yard the other day and a guy comes in and asks for 10,000 bricks So the sales assistant asks "Big job?" "Not really. I am building a bar-b-q out back" "You don`t need 10,000 bricks for a bar-b-q!!" "You do if you live on the ...

Best political joke circa 1784 Samuel Foote to the 4th earl of Sandwich "Upon my soul sir, I swear that you will die of the pox or upon the scaffold" "That, will depend upon whether I embrace your politics or your mistress"

If you need a chuckle ask Siri to define the word mother, when she asks if you would like the next definition, say yes. Immature? Maybe. Funny? Absolutely.

Today I shocked the mailman when I opened the door and was completely naked. I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by SkepticMike

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s heavy, the other’s a little lighter.

A hot shower...a normal shower with me in it..

What is black and white and can't turn round in an elevator? a nun with a spear through her head....

How do you get a large woman into bed? Piece of cake.... ( Go on ..report me ...see if I care )

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist scumbag!

.Why do storks stand on one leg? Because they'd fall over if they didnt

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one..but the light bulb has got to want to change....

Little Johny is late for school.when he arrives teacher asks him why... Johny: Sorry miss but my Dad got burnt.. Teacher: Oh,im sorry,not badly I hope? Johny: Well they don't mess about at the crematorium ,miss!

Two for one: these must be said everytime you meet a farmer or someone in the botanical world. 1. What did the plow say to the tractor? A: Pull me closer John Deer. 2. You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

Best graffiti I ever saw... " My mother made me a homosexual!" "If I give her the wool will she make me one? "

Went to Australia recently..Customs officer asked me if I had a criminal record...I said I didnt realise you still needed one to get in..

A man on a tractor driving into a nuclear horizon? Farmergeddon

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