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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
A Buddhist walking into nuclear oblivion? Lamageddon
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
A Hindu walking into nuclear oblivion? Karmageddon
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 30, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
Ok because it's on the clipboard: A New Zealander was talking to a N.Y. cop and is asked what are your girls like? Holding his hands six inches apart he says "they're that big". "That big?" says the cop. "Yeah" says the New Zealander "And it's a good...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
Why do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
2 s are at the kitchen table and one has a whole box of animal crackers spread out over it. “Whatcha doing?” the other asks. “Well,” says the first, “the box says not to eat them if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the seal to see ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
What do you call two s in a freezer? Frosted flakes.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by triumph56
Vegetarian is on old Red Indian word..it means "bad hunter" (Just a joke ,folks-nog intended or implied )
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Okay it may be a bug or a conspiracy to stop me telling this joke so here goes; I hear there is a bill before US congress to limit the number of tv channels. Until there are enough thin people to act in them.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
What do you call a steer with two legs? Lean beef. I've got two more that used to be pretty funny but in today's PC world they would probably be considered racist and sexist. If the White House Correspondence Dinner can host what're her name, there...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
What do you call a steer with no legs? Ground beef..
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
Just been reminded of this, it's not cheesy just raining cesspit potency: ://youtu.be/eOwven0Rt94 I take no responsibility for your soiling of your undergarments!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
In 2000, 1 British GCSE Exams for 16 year olds produced these aMOOzing answers. GEOGRAPHY: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. SOCIOLOGY: Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy goes to the doctor after having piercings removed from his member. " The thing is doc. I am getting into fights every time I go to the bathroom. It just spays everywhere" " Okay I think that you should consult a friend of mine " " Is he a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I was playing poker with tarot cards last night. I got a full house and two people died.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
POLLRiddle: if a calf breaks a leg, will it run to it's mama cow or daddy cow?
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Cheesy Jokes
May 3, 2018May 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale Was tattooed all the prices of ale Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind Was precisely the same, but in Braille.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 3, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I met a girl who always wore a black garter around her thigh. In memory of all those who have gone beyond
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Cheesy Jokes
May 3, 2018May 2018

Posted by Eemmiillyy
Q: don't cannibals eat clowns? A: They taste funny
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
POLLRiddle: If a rooster is on the apex of a barn, facing due north, a slight westerly wind is blowing and the rooser lays an egg, will the egg roll:
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
Why did the elephant cross the road? Because he left his trunk on the other side.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
This a story regaled to my by my Italian immigrant, farmer grandfather. I believe it is true. He needed a plow horse and he heard that another Italian farmer down the river was selling his old mare for $5.00. My grandfather looked it over and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 4, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Liverpool airport changed its name a few years back to John Lennon airport (so named because it was the 1st place he headed for when he got some money). Anyway just outside of it there ran a billboard for Avis saying "Baby you can drive my car"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
Have you heard about Burger King's new sandwich for cannibals? It's called a Manwich.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by JohnBeret
After Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, the ER doctor told jim "Mr. Burress I have bad news, we're going to have to amputate other wise you'll get gangrene."
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