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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 25 / 141) Posts by anyone

Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

One more preacher Joke!! Just like here it was raining like mad. The water started rising. A preacher was in his church and a man came by in a row boat and hollered at him "Preacher! The rivers rising and its getting worse Jump in the boat and I'll...

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

I went into a new shop on the high street yesterday called " Just nails ". A lady in a nurses uniform looked at me so strangely when I asked " 2lbs of 2" lost heads please "

Contrary to biblical texts. God did not rest on the seventh day. He went to visit an even higher power. He showed this higher power the earth, universe and all his works and the higher power said " You expect to get a Phd for this? "

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MrBeelzeebubbles

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

I read an article in National Geographic about a cannibal who passed his brother in the woods.

How do you get a clown off of your swing set? Hit him in the face with a shovel.

A man ran into the psychiatrists office and yelled, "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" repeating it over and over. The Dr. looked at him and he said "I know your problem, you're too tense!"

What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit.

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I was at a bus stop and it started to snow...A woman turned to me and said...to a woman sex is like snow, I said how is that, she said well, sex like snow you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.....

So a man walks into the doctor's office with two carrots in his nose and two celery sticks in his ears. The doctor says to the man, "You haven't been eating right."

I guy goes to the doctor with a compliant. The doc asks; "Do you smoke?" "No" "Do you take drugs?" "No" "Do you drink?" "No" "Do you eat junk, sugary or fatty foods?" "No" "Do you have sex with lots of women?" "No" "Okay come back next week I will ...

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by seasalttravel

Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors. Common it was funny right :) hit like if it made you smile or giggle

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

A man goes into a dentist's office, blows right past the receptionist, and makes a beeline for an open exam room. The flustered receptionist grabs the dentist and tells him what just transpired. The dentist enters the exam room, and the man excitedly...

A guy goes to a shrink and says " Doctor I think that I am a dog" " Just lay on the couch and tell me about it" "I`m not allowed to"

Yorkshire guy (sounds like Sean Bean) says " I calls me dog Grieg. Coz every time it comes in all it does is pee againt suite"

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 ...

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Like my ancient ancestor told Hannibal "We can make it across the Alps if we have the ELEMENTS with us"

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

You can always tell a Harvard man........ You just can't tell him much.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

A huge burly new freshman came upon an upper class man asking, "Where's the library at?" UC man replied, "We at Princeton don't end our sentences with a preposition." After a momentary pause the irritated freshman responded, "Where's the library at...

I would guess this fits here... A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If the woman needs help up, elevator.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If the woman deserves to be fired, terminator.

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