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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Hominid

Nuther lightbulb joke. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by SteveB

The other day my wife asked me, "Why do you go out on the balcony, when I start singing?" I thought about it a moment and said, "Because I don't want people to think I am beating you."

The worst place to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if the people you are playing with are really bad guessers.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

Why does Spongebob Squarepants hate the former mayor of Detroit? Because Kwame Kil - Patrick.

Myself and a friend bought the DR WHO boxset and we watched every episode back to back. Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen so I didn't get to see any of it

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

I'm going to tell a necrophilia joke. And if the audience is dead, screw them!

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

What do you call a redneck that's a virgin? An only child.

I asked my grampa, "You call grandma so many affectionate names like honey, sweetie, or sugar pie. What's your secret to staying so affectionate?" My grandpa said, "Honestly, I forgot her name about 5 years ago, so I call her things she will answer...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I bought a hair donut today. I like them because they make your buns fat!

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “High balls are on me!”

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “High balls are on me!”

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

New Job for the College Graduate A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But ...

A little boy came to his dad one day and asked, is it true that in Africa a man doesn't know his wife until after they're married? His dad said yes son it's like that in this country too.

A newlywed couple walk into a top hotel . The receptionist asks ' Do you have reservations ? ' The blushing bride replies ' Well I,m not so sure about anal'.

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: One of them tastes like shit!

My friend was so upset because their dog died. I went out and got him an identical one. He was livid. He said what I am supposed to do with 2 dead dogs

My Uncle Derek was found dead with a belt tied around his neck and a dildo up his arse. At the funeral the vicar said he would be remembered for his charity work. He was wrong

I took a pole recently and 100% of people were annoyed that their tent had fallen down

I have just been on a course to improve positive thinking . It was shit

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the ...

The teacher asked little Johnny where was Timbuktu, he replied where do you think it is? The teacher said I don't think, I know where it is. Johnny said I don't think I know where it is either.

Little Johnny lived next door to little Susie and every time Johnny would get a new toy Susie would get the same thing. He got a bike she got a bike. He got a ball she got a ball. Finally one day little Johnny pulled down his pants and said see that ...

Little Johnny's parents took him to the zoo and his dad went to get some popcorn, Johnny and his mom went by the elephant and Johnny said mommy what's that long thing hanging down from the elephant? She said oh that's. His trunk. No no further back ...

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