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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 5 / 141) Posts by anyone

Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

(just sing along for a moment)... where have all the Noses gone? .. Long Time Passing! where have all the noses go-one. Long Time ago. Where have all the Noses Gone? YOUNG GIRLS PICKED THEM - EVERY ONE! - - - when will they ever learn....

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!

I know a great lightbulb joke but it might be a little too bad taste for this group. Is there someone I could run it by for approval or should I just put a disclaimer in front of it

A German shepherd was left inside one day and his master came home late so the dog pooped in the house. The master was furious and said if you do that again I will have you put to sleep The next day the master stayed out very late, the poor dog held ...

Many years ago I visited the reservation in New Mexico to kick around with my Native American friend who still had some family living there. I stopped into a bar just outside the reservation where a lot of the Indian men would go to have a drink. I...

Wooden Leg Smith An elderly man went to his friend's house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." His friend then asked, "So what's the name of the other leg?"

Light bulb jokes Starting with How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? We quite like the old one actually. How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? They don`t change the bulb they merely insert it and wait for the world ...

Headline in an Irish newspaper. " Cork man drowns " His name was Bob

Okay I'm warning you this joke may be of bad taste. Ladies I apologize in advance, don't hate me okay. Here goes How many battered women does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if the bitch knows what's good for her.

You hear about the guy who got hit by lightning 20 times? He always conducted himself properly.

Someone posted something similar to this a while ago; couldn't find it. So google stepped up to the plate once more. Warning: if you're offended by men poking fun at feminists, do not read any further. Q: How many feminists does it take to screw ...

I have a neighbour who is very loud and extremely obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels

Did you hear about the Polack who went ice fishing? He cought 500 pounds of ice, and his wife drowned trying to cook it

Posted by silverotter11

What is Eternity? Four blond drivers at a 4-way stop, with hats on.

Two guys from Alabama decided they wanted to try ice fishing so the loaded up and went to Minnesota, stopped at the bait shop for supplies and off they went. That evening they came back to the bait shop and the owner asked how many fish did they ...

I can't help being atheist, that's just how God made me.

A young guy goes into a bakery and asks " How fresh is the cream in those cakes? " The middle aged lady behind the counter answers " The cream in those cakes, is as fresh and pure as the girl of your dreams ". " How much are the pies? "

I walked into the local Credit Union to make a cash withdrawal, when an elderly frail woman asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Why become a suicide bomber to get 72 virgins in heaven... Become a priest and get them now

Apparently there are large animals in Africa which have a huge trunk that a turning to religion and blowing themselves up. This is now being reffered to as elephantISIS.

Inspirational thought for the day - Where there's a Will - there's a relative.

Two pirates walk into a bar, each with a parrot on his shoulder. One pirate has a peg leg, the other a hook for a hand. The parrot on the left leans over to the one on the right and says "I'll bet my pirate can beat up your pirate..". You can ...

Not a joke but I need to tell the world.. Today I am a grandfather.. 9lbs 6oz and 20 inches of little kid coming to the world! I am elated! :-)

Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from university, gotten married and got a job at the same firm. One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides he must lay off one employee. Jack and Jill are ...

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