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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 6 / 141) Posts by anyone

Feb 27, 2018Feb 2018

President's Day I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?" He said, "It's President's Day!" I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 27, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Chasman

So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water? Because, if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. BLAHHH HAHAHAHA

A little boy heard the word penis at school so when he got home he asked his dad , what's a penis. The dad said we'll son I can show you better than I could tell you so he pulled down his pants and said see son that's a penis in fact that's a perfect...

When geese fly in a 'V" formation...why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Feb 28, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

Why did the guy with Down's Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop? He wanted to Winnebago.

Bet you didn't know when you met Mr Right his first name was gonna be always. I'm never wrong, there was this one time I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken. Lol. I'm sorry y'all I'm just rambling I need to sleep. .

Nacho Soup Holly cannot cook. She is capable of the process of cooking, but Holly cannot cook in the same way that an octopus cannot ride a bike; it has enough arms to reach the pedals and handlebars but the result will rarely be a successful ...

You guys need to read this. Give yourselves about ten minutes to read this...His entire site is dripping with hilarity. Sample: "Also, your inference that I am without religion is incorrect and I am actually torn between two faiths; while your ...

Saying that you do believe in god, but you don't beleive in magic is a bit like saying, I don't have sex with dogs, except for a Boston Terrier

Truckers joke A couple days ago I pulled into the weight scale and the trooper came outside and said," looks like you're a little over weight son" I said looks like you could lose a few pounds too Pops. He didn't get my humor at all.

Shoulda been living in sin

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Mar 1, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint. No one was injured but the sailors were marooned.

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Mar 1, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side in an accident? He’s all right now.

Just a real event that gives an insight into Liverpool humor. This was an actual post in the Liverpool echo. " Emperors relative dies. Mr Osako Yammamoto second cousin to emperor Hirohito passed away on Thursday last. Mr Yammamoto came to Liverpool ...

Ask Dad "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" "One dollar." "You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father!"

An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter. "It's only someone having the holes put into...

Q: what's the best thing about sex with an Asian woman? A: a half hour later you are horny again.

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Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much er.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side in an accident? He’s all right now.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much longer.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much longer.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Silvertongue

Not sure how cheesy this is but apparently it was voted the best ever joke in a poll in the UK. I loved it but as a cynical misogynist I guess I would. A woman lying in bed as her husband walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. ...

A short one for my first. A termite with no teeth walks in a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"

I went to the butchers, and he said I bet $50 you can't reach those pieces of meat on the ceiling. I said I'm not betting, the steaks are to high

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