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Playing Mozart Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you ...

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Cheesy Jokes

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Three nuns, two Italian and one Polish, die in a car accident. They stand in front of the pearly gates with Saint Peter who had a dislike for Polish nuns. He desided to play a trick on her. "Before you can enter you will have to pass a simple ...

A priest was walking in a Garden. A little girl came up to him and asked. Little Girl: "Why do you wear your collar backwards." Priest: " I'm a father!" Little girl: " My father doesn't wear his collar like that." Priest: " I'm a father of ...

A cop pulled me over and said "have you been smoking pot? Your eyes are red." I answered "have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed".

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that`s long and hard to get her mouth around? A new surname.

Jewish guilt. Mrs Finkelstein dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets her at the gates and welcomes her saying " Is there anyone here you would like to talk to? " Mrs Finkelstein says " Yes I would like to talk to the virgin Mary ". St Peter is ...

Musicians joke. A bass player dies and goes to heaven.St Peter says " Great! We have a band looking for a bass player " So the guy goes to see this band and they`re well how can put this... a bit tame. Like the Carpenters without the raw, punk sex ...

A storm has arrived and flood waters are rising. A man is sitting on his front porch when a truck comes by and the driver shouts out, "get in, you need to get out of here." The man smiles and responds, "that's okay, God will save me." The truck ...

Silence In Court These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters . ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to ...

At the last supper Jesus Breaks up the bread and says 'this is my body', then he pours the wine and says 'this is my blood', then he grabs hold of the jar of mayonnaise and Judas says 'I am gonna have to stop you right there'

Grandma's Diploma A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Walmart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here's something for you, Diploma," or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma,"...

Two lions walking along the boardwalk and one says to the other " It`s a bit quiet for a holiday weekend isn't it? "

DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" ...

I think I'm catching hypochondria, I've got all the symptoms

A three legged dog walks into a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, “Excuse me, I’m looking for my Pa.”

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar. Well that`s what they would want you to believe

This is how it probably really happened...

Talk about multiple personalities...

Religious Objects A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes. One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy says, ...

I just heard that Britians Fattest family managed to lose a combined total of 150 pounds last week. One of them died

Appropriate for New England...

Newspapers Are Old School I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

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