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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by DJVJ311

When making fun of vegetarians, start by taking the kid gloves off.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86

At school, all the kids used to push me around and call me lazy. I loved that wheelchair

When I was a kid my my fairy mother asked me if I would like to have a long memory or a long penis. Unfortunately I forget my response

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JohnSchindler

Q. What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? A. Luke Warm!

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JohnSchindler

My dad's joke about corporate mergers: Did you here that Schick Razor bought out Fuller Brush company? Now their Fuller Schick!

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea

Have you herd this one?

I was so agoraphobic, I'd even pee myself every time I stood up in public. ...had to give up teaching.

This made me laugh and groan.

I'll never forget the first joke my little sister ever told..... We were all sitting around, telling jokes, and my sister wanted to get in on the act. She was 4 (I was eight). So she made this one up: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it ...

Share your "Roses are red" jokes..... My favourite one: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I! :D

One of my all time favs.

An insight into mens psych Miss NSW Australia is on a cruise ship that sinks in the Pacific. To make matters worse she ends up alone on a desert island with the most fat, ugly and greasy looking guy you could ever imagine. He is bald and sweats ...

Two Thousand Offspring The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits. "And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring." "Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

I was recently kicked out of a local weight watchers group for making fun of all the overweight people. I excepted this decision with huge Grace, as she was asked to leave as well

Two nuns in the bath. One says, "Where's the soap?". The other nun replied, "Yeah, it does, doesn't it!".

Two new members of a hunting lodge meet the oldest member. One says to the old man, "We'd like to hear one of your old hunting stories." The old man thought about it and then said, "Well, back in 1946, me and my buddies went big game hunting in ...

Two twins in a nursing home are turning 100 years old. One is hard of hearing and the other one can hear just fine. A photographer for the local newspaper arrived and asked them to sit on the sofa. The first sister asked her sister, "What'd he say?" ...

One more. A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits on the stool, he notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar. He asks the bartender, "Hey, what's the deal with the monkey?" The bartender replies, "Oh, you don't want to know." A few ...

It's tough getting old. I was on a walk with a couple of friends when I observed, "it is windy today." My first friend said, "no it's not. It's Thursday!" The other chimed in, "I am too, let's get something to drink."

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

The Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump! "Stop," he yelled, "remember you're someone who has value!" The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of value in the stock market!" "But remember you're ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

If a man yells out something in a forest and a woman is not around to hear him --- is he still wrong?

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

CORNY ONE LINERS... 1. Food has replaced sex in my life...now I can't even get into my own pants. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content. 3. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 4. I ...

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