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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a sticky note on the door saying, "Dear Mr Delivery Man we're out, please hide in garage." That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me.
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Dec 30, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
This New Year I resolve to be less awesome... Since that is really the only thing I do in excess.
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Jan 23, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend is a real miser. He’ll only swim Freestyle.
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Feb 21, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalised? It was an act of wonton destruction.
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Feb 22, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another as an egg. I thought, Now, this could be interesting.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 24, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Severnman
I rang the tree surgeon to complain he’d cut down the wrong tree. He thanked me for my call and said he’d log it.
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Mar 3, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If you're towing a speedboat... ...are you pulling a fast one?
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Mar 11, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 25, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
From 3 line stories: I went to Chili's, and it wasn't cold. I went to Red Robin, and there were no birds. So, I went to Hooters, and there were large breasted women and horny old men, just like last week.
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Apr 24, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I decided to turn my frown upside down one day. Now my head is broken.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by FrayedBear
Did you hear about the annual dentist's award?
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May 3, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs. It’s a step by step guide.
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May 16, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Been invited to a hair washing party. Got to come clean, I have no excuse not to go.
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May 17, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I have this recurring nightmare where not only am I forced to become Vegan, I'm then stranded alone on a desert island and there's nobody to tell.
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May 18, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Went to a fancy dress party as an alarm clock. Got really irritated, everyone was winding me up.
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
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Aug 24, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.
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Aug 26, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Zealandia
How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag.
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Sep 11, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I once told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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Sep 30, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
He said “My name is John John”. I told him: “Great to meet you John, however my name is Stuart.”
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Nov 27, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by anglophone
Q: Why is an anemic monarch like masturbation? A: Because they are both wan-king.
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Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What's way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 3, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by MyTVC15
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? ...He got a little behind in his work.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

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Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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