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Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?" she asked. "Guess," I said. "Are you a hypnotist?" she said. "No," I laughed. "Why would you say that?" "Because my friend told me you were good looking."

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Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

My new neighbor just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners I said bless you. She said thanks, but she was a little confused that her closet was talking to her

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman are in a pub together and each orders a pint of ale. The Englishman notices a fly in his ale and exclaims "Bartender – there's a fly in my ale. I demand a fresh pint." The Scotsman also notices a fly in ...

One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the tribes leader out walking with him pointing things out and telling the native the English word for them. He points at a tree and says tree until the ...

I totally freaked out my UPS driver today when I came to the door completely naked. Was she shocked by my nakedness or that I knew where she lived?

A barman closes up on a Wednesday night and discovers a puddle of piss by the bar. This continues for a month or so, always in the same place and always on Wednesdays. So he takes one Wednesday off at sits in the bar hoping to catch the culprit. Sure...

To file in the bizzarro world of jokes: two cows are sitting on a branch of a tree knitting. an elephant flies by. .... a few minutes later another elephant buzzes pass them ... ... a few minutes later 2 more elephants buzz pass the 2 cows at which ...

So a man walks into the doctor's office with two carrots in his nose and two celery sticks in his ears. The doctor says to the man, "You haven't been eating right."

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by seasalttravel

Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors. Common it was funny right :) hit like if it made you smile or giggle

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Mar 11, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea

What religious men are known for their delicious ales and lagers? He brews

The first time I spent the night at my girlfriends family's house, I found out how strict and traditional her familywere. Her father wouldn't let us sleep together in the same room. This was a shame, because he was a very attractive man

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

A duck walks into a bar and says, 'Have you got any bread?' The bar man says, 'no'. The duck asks again, the answer's still no. The duck starts asking repeatedly about bread, until the barman says, 'If you ask if we have bread one more time I'm going...

What do you call a woman who throws unpaid bills on the fire? Bernadette

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Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by FlippantLlama

Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired!

If it’s this hot in Paradise, I don’t wanna know what the alternative is like!

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Jul 30, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A woman walked into a library and wondered whether they had any books about paranoia. The librarian replied, “They’re right behind you.”

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Aug 14, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A fortune-telling dwarf escaped prison. Newspapers warned: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE.

Your sick Jerry! Sick, sick, sick ???

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Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.

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