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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia

I always try to jump rope at the gym. But on most days, I end up skipping it.

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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia

I’d make jokes about the sea, however they’re too deep.

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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Cheesy Jokes

Jan 19, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.

I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in for lunch. The first lady requested a garden salad. The second lady said: "Caesar salad for me please". So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to...

My friend and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;. I’m really struggling to get out of it.

My friend bought a new electric car. And crashed it straight after leaving the show room. He turned over a new Leaf.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.

I was never a fan of San Andreas. It’s not my fault.

NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.

A truck carrying a load of toupees crashed on the highway. Police are combing the area.

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Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it is apparent.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why was Cinderella so bad at sports? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

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Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's already enlightened.

My next door neighbour has just bought a few old automobiles, including a Dodge Omni. I think he’s got that car owner virus.

I started with a shock 😲

Someone called me lazy today. I almost replied.

I think the mechanic at my local garage has amnesia. I took my car in for a new light bulb, and the mechanic asked me what year it was.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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