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May 29, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916

An oldie and very corny: "Will Miss Issippi wear her New Jersey to the picnic?" "Idaho. Alaska." :P

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May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

One time a guy spotted another guy dragging an enormous chain down the street. The guy was puffing and panting, red faced, and really struggling with the effort. The observer chuckled and said to him, "Isn't that kind of difficult?" The guy with ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 5, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors

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Jun 9, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by northernguy

I've been so constipated since eating my Monopoly board, I can't even pass Go

A man living in Ireland lost his dog after many years. He was grieving. He went to talk to his priest about a service. The priest said...now Mike you know we can’t be doing a funeral service for a dog....go down the street to the ...

A boy says to his dad "I learnt in school today that in some countries a man doesnt know his wife until after they are married" "Son thats true in all countries"

For Easter!! Jesus walks into a motel. Throws a bunch of nails on the counter and asks the clerk, "Can you put me up for the night?

A doctor and his wife were having a argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so to answer?" "I was in bed."...

Why do Jewish women only date circumcised men? they won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife ...

If three people get together, they call it a threesome. If two people get together, they call it a twosome. I think I figured out why some people call me handsome.

When I was 16, got a date with a girl. She told me, "tonights the night. I'm gonna give it up to you, make sure and bring a condom!" So I go to a drugstore in another neighborhood to buy some condoms. The Druggist asks me "Got big plans for ...

Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the elevator.

Almost late getting to work tonight, I had to stop and get my dog a birthday present. I wouldn't mind but it's the 7th time this year

A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog ...

Hmmm, so now it is talking animal jokes, eh? A man sees a sign reading "Talking dog for sale – cheap. Inquire wii" Curious, he rang the doorbell. After the owner answered the door, the man asked if the sign was a joke or what. The owner of the ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

The church needed a new bell ringer, so the preacher was trying out applicants. A small man with no arms comes in. “You have no arms! How are you going to ring the bell?” the preacher asked. The man said, “Just watch,” and he ran full speed ...

I called my boss and said, "I won't be coming in today. My doctor says I suffer from selective hearing." "That's not even a medical condition," he said, "You better get here immediately or else." I said, "Thanks so much for understanding. See you ...

A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to ...

Q. What did the skeleton order when it walked into a bar? A. A beer and a mop.

My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?" I said, "Get me something to make me look sexy." You know what she got? Drunk

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. I said, "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2015." "Really?" he said. "No."

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