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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

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Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by p-nullifidian

The receptionist entered the psychiatrist’s office, “Doctor, there’s a man in the waiting room who thinks he’s invisible! What should I tell him?” The psychiatrist replied, “Tell him I can’t see him today.”

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Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?" I said, "Not at all." He said, "KISS?" I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."

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Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why do people hate getting up early in Athens? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

Preaching for the Cheeses.

Two cowboys get stranded when their horses run off. Starving, they are attempting to find food when one notices a bacon tree off in the distance. The cowboy excitedly runs toward the bacon tree, but is suddenly shot dead. Turns out it wasn't a ...

I was given a bag of peanuts which was blessed by the Pope.... I gave them away. I dislike religious nuts.

It's out of this world 🙄

The guy that invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella. But he hesitated.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.

Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.

I don't trust the trees in the local park. They seem kind of shady.

A cartoonist has been found dead. Details are sketchy.

My Maths teacher called me average. How mean.

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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....

Saw this advert in a shop window that said: “Television for sale, $1.00. Volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

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Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either. I got ...

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

I phoned 999 and told the call handler that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs. "Could you please give me a description of them?" the person asked. "Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other ...

My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business went into liquidation after he started making smoothies.

What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change.

I shot a man with a paintball gun. Just to watch him dye.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.

Because that’s what it’s all about. Let’s be real.

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