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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?" The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving," ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by MarcT
I can’t take credit for this one. My son walks into the living old and says “Hey dad, did you know if you are parachuting, and the parachute doesn’t open, you have the rest of your life to fix it”! That my boy!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lettuce and a tomato were in a race. Who won? The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
It's Tuesday
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Why do cows wear Bells?... Cuz their horns don't work.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Dunnottar
These irreverent ones make me giggle
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 6, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free. "Wait a minute," said one of the ...
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Posts
Aug 31, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Cutiebeauty
Martha and Betty were at lunch in their Senior Living facility. Martha turns to Betty and asks, “Do you still get horny?” Betty replies, “Oh sure I do.” Martha asks, “What do you do about it?” Betty replies, “I suck a lifesaver.” ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Oassword
Three Guys joke Three guys walk into a bar that is under construction. Only one guy walks out and regretfully the other two died. They got plastered.
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Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize... The "No Bell" prize!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 16, 2021May 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Took my first shot today! So excited, and my next one is in 2 weeks. It was a hard choice with so many options. I chose the tequila one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
I shallot forget this!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 27, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Anthropology is the study of what makes us human.….
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. The men ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 6, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Different perspective...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
I got my card!!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by EricJones
Drag queen-how they get the old girl from one end of Buckingham palace to the other.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want, or even beat me up. But please untie the rope and ...
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