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Nov 20, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia

I've got a great joke about construction, but am still working on it.

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Nov 29, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia

I don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

I’m watching a fly fishing tournament at the moment. It’s Live stream.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.

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Cheesy Jokes

Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? "But wait... there's myrrh!"

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Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well, damn.

Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.

I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son. He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”

I’ve fallen out with my local farmer. I made plans with him but he baled. It was the final straw.

Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.

My students and I love creating new words by accident. Today's word is Twiggered When a memory is triggered in your brain and you twig onto why something is happening. Feel free to share and use.

For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.

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Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle. She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

I admit that I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.

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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... I am raisin awareness!

I was accused of using sodium hydroxide to get rid of a body. But it was all a lye.

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man walks into a bar and orders the latest, seasonal beer. He takes one gulp and nearly chokes. “This beer goes down like sandpaper!” he yells. “Of course,” replies the bartender, “it’s only a rough draft.”

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Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My twin brother called me from prison. He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”

Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.

Psychic night at the local pub was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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