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Feb 18, 2024Feb 2024

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Feb 21, 2024Feb 2024

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What do you call a bee that comes from America? A USB!

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Mar 27, 2024Mar 2024

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It's the turkeys vs the ducks..... We're gonna see fowl play........

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Apr 18, 2024Apr 2024

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I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. They smell alcohol on the priest's breath. "Have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest says: "Good...

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A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, ...

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Jul 10, 2024Jul 2024

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Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?" Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal.”

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Sep 11, 2024Sep 2024

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A guy gets bitten by a zombie but he hasn't completely turned yet. The end of his finger fell off so he handed it to a non-infected man saying, "This can happen to you, now run!" Before running, the appreciative man looks back and says, "Thanks for ...

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus. So I could slap eight people at once.

I have bought my wife a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway earlier today. Amazingly, there has been no congestion for 8 hours.

I don’t understand my missus. First she says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!” And now she’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden.

A community message sponsored by the Cretaceous Park….

Couldn’t think of anything better today.

I’m going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It’s a very heated topic.

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

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Oct 17, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"

Fun fact. One in six people find Russian roulette mind blowing.

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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