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Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Mr. and Mrs. Potato had three daughters, all of whom had recently become engaged and were each going to announce her engagement to their parents at dinner. The oldest daughter said: "I am going to marry a russet potato." Her dad exclaimed: "That is...

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Posted by Tomfoolery33

Laughed hard at this one.

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Apr 6, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33

Another one that cracked me up.

But, he was a step up...

I just got a book on Stockholm syndrome. I hated it at first but now I love it.

Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.

I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?" she asked. "Guess," I said. "Are you a hypnotist?" she said. "No," I laughed. "Why would you say that?" "Because my friend told me you were good looking."

My new neighbor just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners I said bless you. She said thanks, but she was a little confused that her closet was talking to her

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman are in a pub together and each orders a pint of ale. The Englishman notices a fly in his ale and exclaims "Bartender – there's a fly in my ale. I demand a fresh pint." The Scotsman also notices a fly in ...

The other day a clown held the door open for me. I thought, "What a nice jester."

One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the tribes leader out walking with him pointing things out and telling the native the English word for them. He points at a tree and says tree until the ...

I totally freaked out my UPS driver today when I came to the door completely naked. Was she shocked by my nakedness or that I knew where she lived?

A barman closes up on a Wednesday night and discovers a puddle of piss by the bar. This continues for a month or so, always in the same place and always on Wednesdays. So he takes one Wednesday off at sits in the bar hoping to catch the culprit. Sure...

To file in the bizzarro world of jokes: two cows are sitting on a branch of a tree knitting. an elephant flies by. .... a few minutes later another elephant buzzes pass them ... ... a few minutes later 2 more elephants buzz pass the 2 cows at which ...

So a man walks into the doctor's office with two carrots in his nose and two celery sticks in his ears. The doctor says to the man, "You haven't been eating right."

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by seasalttravel

Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors. Common it was funny right :) hit like if it made you smile or giggle

The first time I spent the night at my girlfriends family's house, I found out how strict and traditional her familywere. Her father wouldn't let us sleep together in the same room. This was a shame, because he was a very attractive man

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

A duck walks into a bar and says, 'Have you got any bread?' The bar man says, 'no'. The duck asks again, the answer's still no. The duck starts asking repeatedly about bread, until the barman says, 'If you ask if we have bread one more time I'm going...

Posted by SonOfABeach

My grandfather used to send one of the kids to get a can of beans from the kitchen. He would tell us that there 239 beans in this can,and he asked us if we know how he knew this. BECAUSE IF THERE WAS ONE MORE IT WOULD BE . And he would...

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