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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A young real estate agent is out door knocking one afternoon and comes upon a little girl sitting on a step outside a house. “Hi there, my name is Stacey. Is your Mommy home?” The little girl nods and says yes, so the realtor starts ringing the...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a receipt for the transfer of a wind-powered boat? Either a bill-of-sail or a sails-receipt.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 28, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My neighbor shaves 15-20 times a day... No, he's not crazy... he's just a barber.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Severnman
I swallowed the cat's medication. Don't ask meow.
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Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Severnman
I saw Mother Superior drinking beer in a pub. The strangest sight I've ever seen, bar nun.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said: "How did that ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by noworry28
Cut it in triangles and have a piece of π.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home. I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave biscuits in the oven while I nap.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 18, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I get plenty of exercise. I'm frequently jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by mzee
Thought I'd run with this
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says its terminal.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Someone keeps sending me celery, & I don't know who it is. Maybe I'm being stalked.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 21, 2024Jun 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
Hope you’re hungry. ?
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by VIKingsCFH
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge asks Mickey, "So let me get this straight, you want a divorce from Minnie because she is crazy?" Mickey replies, "No Sir, Minnie's Fucking Goofy."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by Nightshade1313
Hahaha...?
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My office collects care packages of snack food and reading materials to be sent to the Army Reserve stationed in the Middle East. Among the suggestions for gifts was rat poison, apparently to deal with a persistent problem in their housing units. ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by DHellstorm
A woman goes to a farmers market and asks for broccoli. The clerk is a little busy, but says, "We're out!" She waits until it calms a bit and asks, "C'mon, it's Broccoli! You have to have a little, right?" The clerk looks a little agitated, but ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by boatdude87
Something to believe in....
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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