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Cheesy Jokes

May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 25, 2018May 2018

Posted by RobH86

I like to collect old records. This is my decision, and its Vinyl

Pirates can be kinky?

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 4, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

An ‘ol salt swaggers into a bar. He has a ship’s wheel stuffed into the front of his trousers. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a ship’s wheel in your trousers!” The ‘ol salt says, “Aye mate and it’s driving me nuts!”

I commented on a woman's facebook picture today and she called me a creepy stalker. So I backed my car out of her driveway and went home.

The other day a clown held the door open for me. I thought, "What a nice jester."

My psychiatrist said I have an overactive imagination, but I knew he was full of it because I'm not even seeing a psychiatrist

Mr. and Mrs. Potato had three daughters, all of whom had recently become engaged and were each going to announce her engagement to their parents at dinner. The oldest daughter said: "I am going to marry a russet potato." Her dad exclaimed: "That is...

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Don't run......

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Apr 27, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Here’s an eyeful joke.

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Apr 29, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 28, 2023May 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually... It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.

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Sep 23, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I told her that I didn’t know he played cricket.

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 21, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here." And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph." .

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Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

New Zealand is one of the remotest countries in the world. In fact, on average, we have about three remotes per household.

I asked the waiter if my pizza would be long. He said, “No, it’ll be round.”

Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.

Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.

An actor friend got a part in a version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but it wasn’t the one he wanted. He wasn’t happy.

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today. He needs to ask for his money back.

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Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil... Then…hey…pesto!

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What’s the best present you can gift? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.

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