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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 27, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

You can't run through a campground; you need to RAN through a campground, because it's past tents.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...

I don't know much about Sweden but I hear their flag as a big plus.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Why do elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of the trees. Why should you not go into the jungle between 3 and 4 p.m.? Because that’s when the elephants are jumping out of the trees. Why do beavers have flat tails? Because they went into the ...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If she does a great job, promoter.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If the woman deserves to be fired, terminator.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

If the woman needs help up, elevator.

I would guess this fits here... A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

A huge burly new freshman came upon an upper class man asking, "Where's the library at?" UC man replied, "We at Princeton don't end our sentences with a preposition." After a momentary pause the irritated freshman responded, "Where's the library at...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

You can always tell a Harvard man........ You just can't tell him much.

Like my ancient ancestor told Hannibal "We can make it across the Alps if we have the ELEMENTS with us"

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 ...

Yorkshire guy (sounds like Sean Bean) says " I calls me dog Grieg. Coz every time it comes in all it does is pee againt suite"

A guy goes to a shrink and says " Doctor I think that I am a dog" " Just lay on the couch and tell me about it" "I`m not allowed to"

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

A man goes into a dentist's office, blows right past the receptionist, and makes a beeline for an open exam room. The flustered receptionist grabs the dentist and tells him what just transpired. The dentist enters the exam room, and the man excitedly...

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by seasalttravel

Why does beer go through your system faster than water? ? Answer: Because it doesn't have to stop to change colors. Common it was funny right :) hit like if it made you smile or giggle

I guy goes to the doctor with a compliant. The doc asks; "Do you smoke?" "No" "Do you take drugs?" "No" "Do you drink?" "No" "Do you eat junk, sugary or fatty foods?" "No" "Do you have sex with lots of women?" "No" "Okay come back next week I will ...

So a man walks into the doctor's office with two carrots in his nose and two celery sticks in his ears. The doctor says to the man, "You haven't been eating right."

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I was at a bus stop and it started to snow...A woman turned to me and said...to a woman sex is like snow, I said how is that, she said well, sex like snow you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.....

What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit.

A man ran into the psychiatrists office and yelled, "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" repeating it over and over. The Dr. looked at him and he said "I know your problem, you're too tense!"

How do you get a clown off of your swing set? Hit him in the face with a shovel.

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